Holy crap Billy Bob, now what have ya done? Here it is the beginning of a beautiful overcast, sunless, drizzly, chilly, windy day and I got a golf game to go to. My freak'n back is killing me, up half the night worry'n bout that damn piece of junk "that jeep" and to top it all off, I forgot to change the time on the alarm clock to Texas time and only have 20 minutes to get to Rons house. With only one eye open and a half a cup down, I'm out of here.
Golf game was perfect. Although, I fell apart on the back nine. Why the "old fat man" Barney didn't play a round when he was in the area makes me wonder if he really loves golf like old Billy Bob do.
There ain't nuttin in the world like tak'n that bat and swak'n that ball so far it'll take a week to find it. Speak'n of tak'n a week to find it....I lost 4 freak'n balls today...what cost me a stroke for each one lost.
Now what I gonna do...........................
Welcome back and play the game all over again...next time hang onto your balls.
ReplyDeleteDiane, don't know nuthing about whacking no golfs balls,, it would make it REAL hard to swing the club one handed. :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL Diane...welcome back yerself....
ReplyDeleteI got to agree with old Uncle Ben, ya can't swak balls while you hold'n them. Ya see, here what ya gotta do...ya put a ball on that little stick in the ground....then ya wind up with that club and swak that ball as hard ya can.....then ya yell..."yeeeeoooowww". Scares hell out of everyone.
Id get frustrated and just load a few balls in the shot gun and blast em.
ReplyDeletestill laughin at dianes comment...
hahahaha...loved your comment Diane!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? It is hard to follow a comment like that, lol.