Black Cloud

Boy howdy, let me tell ya bout weather and that "black cloud". Here it is almost the middle of summer and the next 2 days gonna be cold. Well, maybe not cold, but it get'n close. And wind??? Let me tell ya bout the wind.......30 mph for the next 2 days. In fact, it blown'n up a storm right now...bout 25 mph.

Speak'n of black cloud....did I ever tell ya bout the time. It were my grandpa what caused it all. Ya see, back in the 19teens, grandpa had'a go to jail. From a few stories I hear, he kill an Indian what was steal'n stuff from the ranch in New Mexico. Supposedly, he spent 6 months in the Deming jail for shoot'n an Indian named "Black Cloud". Whether this story is true or not, I tend to I believe it 'cause "the ghost of Black Cloud" haunts me where ever I go.

Now what the hell?? Have ya ever go to the store and buy some super glue in one them big containers what look like a lot of glue? Well let me tell ya right now, looks can be deceiving. By the size of the container, it should hold enough glue to glue stuff for a month. But, after read'n the fine print, it only contains 1/4 ounce and that ain't much glue. In fact, I don''t think that enough to glue a cats a$$ to the floor. Consumer rip off, that what it is. Now I gotta go back to town....sheesh!!! Oh well, I needed to go to town anyhows.

Boy howdy, let me tell ya, that was exciting. "that jeep" were all over the road, sand was a blow'n, ya couldn't see, cars was pull off the road.....yep..."what a ride". Anyhows, went by the doctor office to get new prescriptions so's I don't die overnight. They gonna call them in if'n the doctor do his thang. Made an appointment while I was there. Then I went down to the tire sell'n place for some brand spank'n new tires. Had'a order them. Maybe monday "that jeep" will have some new sandals. Then I went to the hardware store. MY GOD, what happen in here??? They done move everything. Got some items for the riverboat...you know....sanding disks, power tool attachments, nuts and bolts and a tube of super glue. Did ya know that "monkey" Gorilla glue makes super glue??? Remember yesterday I were bitch'n bout how much they put in a big container (1/4 ounce) and charge ya for a gallon. Well monkey glue has 1/2 ounce for the same price...and it gel, just what I were look'n for.

And then...and then....look out...here it come....I piss off a cop. Ya see, I live 5 mile out of town on that highway they blocked off 1 block from "Sally da house". Well I drive up past all them other cars wait'n in line and here come "sheriff Barney Fife" wav'n his arms. I says "I'm just going over there to that rv park". He says "you gonna wait in line just like everyone else". He didn't know who he talk'n to...so's I just drove off...to that little rv park over there. He were hot!!! One of these days....I gonna go to jail.