For those what don't know.....here's the deal. In 2005, the old Billy Bob was "stuck in Deming". I had come to town for a short stay.....I'm on vacation ya know. The weather was beautiful, the greens at the golf course was slick as ice
....I'll stay a month.
I set up camp at a local RV park downtown.
Then I met "pesky neighbor" Wayne. We golf ball swakened together an' became BS an' lie'n friends.
We moved to a little "mom an' pop" RV park outside of town call Beyond the River RV Park. Yes there's a river what runs through Deming, but it runs under ground, are so they say. I'm think'n it just died somewheres out there in the desert north of Deming. What do I know, I'm a tourist.
Anyhows, I set up camp. "Ya gotta have a porch Billy Bob". So's I build one
....from the ground up.
In 2011....or was it 2012, I sold "da porch" to the RV park not expect'n to ever come back. I came back. An' I still can "sit on "da porch" sip'n up a cup an' think'n". My "da porch" has turn into the "meeting place" where everbody in the park come to sit an' spew out BS an' lies.
Taken 2012....an' I call it my "da porch".
Ok, now that that is out of the way, on to the "nuttins" for the day. I'm have'n a very hard time with my decisions. Ha, it only took me two weeks to decide if'n I was gonna stay in Deming for two more weeks. I still don't know where I'm gonna go when I leave here, but I'm think'n by the time these two weeks are up, Lake Amistad will be open to the public. Dad gum government.
I pretty much decided to get off these generic drugs an' go'n back to the name brand Coreg. My heart rate is still too high as far as I'm concerned...80 plus, just sit'n on my buttocks.
Then theres what the hell I gonna do bout my back? It ain't get'n no better. Damn....I don't like doctors with big machetes, chisels an' hammers.
Ok, I'm gonna go out on "da porch", sip up a cup an' do some think'n.
I set up camp at a local RV park downtown.
Then I met "pesky neighbor" Wayne. We golf ball swakened together an' became BS an' lie'n friends.
We moved to a little "mom an' pop" RV park outside of town call Beyond the River RV Park. Yes there's a river what runs through Deming, but it runs under ground, are so they say. I'm think'n it just died somewheres out there in the desert north of Deming. What do I know, I'm a tourist.
Anyhows, I set up camp. "Ya gotta have a porch Billy Bob". So's I build one
....from the ground up.
In 2011....or was it 2012, I sold "da porch" to the RV park not expect'n to ever come back. I came back. An' I still can "sit on "da porch" sip'n up a cup an' think'n". My "da porch" has turn into the "meeting place" where everbody in the park come to sit an' spew out BS an' lies.
Ok, now that that is out of the way, on to the "nuttins" for the day. I'm have'n a very hard time with my decisions. Ha, it only took me two weeks to decide if'n I was gonna stay in Deming for two more weeks. I still don't know where I'm gonna go when I leave here, but I'm think'n by the time these two weeks are up, Lake Amistad will be open to the public. Dad gum government.
I pretty much decided to get off these generic drugs an' go'n back to the name brand Coreg. My heart rate is still too high as far as I'm concerned...80 plus, just sit'n on my buttocks.
Then theres what the hell I gonna do bout my back? It ain't get'n no better. Damn....I don't like doctors with big machetes, chisels an' hammers.
Ok, I'm gonna go out on "da porch", sip up a cup an' do some think'n.
Like my ole Mom use to tell me, growing old ain't for sissies. And now I know what she meant and I believe you know, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm lost with your comment Dizzy.....
DeleteIt takes a strong willed man to put up with the aches and pains of getting old.
DeleteHaving fun in the Del Rio desert waiting on the fishing to be allowed (soon I hope). See you when you get here.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can train Ms. B to do fishing reports so she might be able to do fishing reports when neither you nor BB are fishing in the lakes around Del Rio.
DeleteMe? How did I come up on this topic? I live in Del Rio but I don't fish nor do I have any interest in learning, lol :D
DeleteWhat you mean??? Are you camped at a RV park?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the story on the porch. I had no idea you had sold it to the owner of the trailer park...that explains why it is still there.
ReplyDeleteYou sold them da porch, do they rent it back to you when you there?
ReplyDeleteGeorge I was going to ask the same thing, and how much did the "Da Porch" cost to build in 05....
DeleteGovernment is kinda messing with your planning, looks like! Too bad you can't take "da porch" with ya when you leave!
ReplyDeleteHowdy # 1 BB,
ReplyDeleteI thought you gave 'da porch' to one of the people at the park; wondered why he didn't move it or move over to that space !!! I think Ms B oughta start fishin', she could fish up at Terlingua,fry'em up and sell'em at the Legion... make mucho dinero, Ms B... There's fish in the Rio Bravo, when there's water in it...
You and ol' Pesky lived in downtown Deming , then moved to the 'out-skirts', on the 'river', for the peace and quiet, huh, BB?? Last week didn't sound so peaceful, with all of the yellin' and fussin' goin' on !!!! Here's hopin' you figger out where it is you want to go; it ain't agonna snow in Deming for a while and if you can stand ol' Peskey, just hang tite right there... The Emperor ain't agonna open no parks as long as he can keep everybody riled-up and fussin'.. As long as theyre fussin' he don't have to govern, which is his 'job', only he don't know it... Dumb A--!!!!