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Monday, October 26, 2009

Windy and not very warm

Well crap.....I were plan'n on do'n something today, but the winds have caused a major decision change. Don't take much for old Billy Bob to get out of work. This comes from years of experience.

Stayed in bed this morning 'cause it were warm in there under the covers and it were cold in "da house" (50 degs). I could run the furnace all night long what is a waste of energy to heat a space ya ain't in. The way I see it is, why heat the bathroom if ya ain't gonna sleep in it?

Boy howdy let me tell ya how cold it gonna be for the rest of the week. It gonna be in the upper 30's tonight and I want ya lookie here...thursday low of 34 with a high of 54.....brrrrrrrrr.

Back later.........................

There comes a time in every mans life that he has to break down and "do dishes". When ya ain't got no more clean forks in da drawer, it's time. Speak'n of do'n dishes, do ya know why women have smaller feet than men? It's like this, men with long feet can't get close enough to the sink, what causes a back strain, what causes hours of health giving relaxation in the easy chair. Now a woman, with her cute little petite feet can get right up there to the sink....no strain no pain and still have plenty energy left over to vacuum, take the trash out and start dinner. Men were poorly designed and meant to suffer all the days of their lives. Probably has something to do with that damn apple Eve gave to Adam.

5 comments:

  1. Your weather is bout same as mine BB,, here at 2 pm, only 52 and NO sunshine. but no wind to speak of. Oh well, like they said, ( who ever "They" was) into every life a little rain must fall.

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  2. jajajaja...I love the way you rationalize why women are better physically suited to do "house work" than men, lol, you are a hoot Billy Bob.

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  3. LoL, next time I put in a set of cabinets I'll tell them why the kick plate needs to be closer to the edge of the cabinet.

    About not heating the bathroom. Hmm at least in Texas its not as bad as sitting in an out house in Alaska in the winter. I think I left skin behind.

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  4. My friends family homesteaded a homesite in Talkeetna, Alaska. They had an old blanket for a door on the out house, that is until one morning a moose stuck its head in to see what his wife was doing. Two hours later, solid moose proof door.

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  5. hey bob, Ive been to Talkeetna many times. I usually stayed at the Farview or the TeePee when there. Nice little town. lots of folks down the tracks.

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