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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Blowed plumb off line

Boy howdy, why do this weather wanna treat me so? Here I waked up to a beautiful morn'n and by the time I had finished breakfast, here come da wind. Since I skeered of wind...'cause it breaks stuff, I went out and rolled up the awning fore it got flung over the top "da house" and end up in the neighbors front yard. Then, while I was sit'n here sip'n a cup, mind'n my own business, the wind done blowed my satellite dish round that pole point'n right at New York City. Then....when the wind calmed down to just a slight gale, I went to find what happen to MY satellite. I know it out there, I just can't see it. With the help of a couple homebrewed "satellite find'n" programs, I am finally back to clickity click click...naked chicks and stuff.

Done lost me a lawn chair somewhere. All the trash from across the road is in my flower garden and little rugs everywhere. Boy howdy...what a wind. Oh, by the way....that solar oven done blowed over too. Them new reflectors were cross the street in the bushes. No harm done though.....had they been covered with tin foil, they would'a been history.

So, for old Billy Bob, it's a sit inside, swak'n golf balls, sip'n a cup kind'a day.

7 comments:

  1. must be cold out there too, the wind started blowin in last night in LA cold.

    Im heading out to hike the crater at amboy latter gonna skip the slabs this time, but have a good dinner and tell everyone hi for me.

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  2. We went out to My older sisters house in Upland last night, and man when the wind started blowing it was coming out of a freezer, it was 37 degrees at 9:00pm.

    Anyway get you little jammies out with the feet in them and bundle up on the couch. A big hot buttered rum coffee will make it all better.

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  3. What golf ball whacking game do you play inside on your computer? I used to have Links Golf game, but it is not available any more.

    Hope you have a merry and WARM Christmas Billy Bob

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  4. BB, once again you sent that wind down here. I sure am getting tired of that! One motorhome pulled in beside this trailer to use it for a wind block and then left right after the wind died down. I think I should have chained it to a tree and charged them a wind blockage fee before I took the chains off.

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  5. Just think, all that wind and you with no wind turbines, what a waste. Just a little one or two would keep your batteries super charged. You ought to be able to figure out some sort a tri pod mount that could hold a couple of little ones.

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