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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Trailer Park News

Have ya ever see a dog "stomp" on something with his two front feet. Well that the way Lug Nut wake me up every morning. The more I growl at him the harder he stomps. It's really funny...you would have to see it to get the drift on what I'm say'n. Well....this morning I pull a trick on him. He was sound asleep and old Billy Bob did some stomp'n on him. Boy howdy was he pissed.

Trailer trash news. Seems that since her boyfriend is in jail, his friend wants to move in with her. Sheesh!!! Other "trailer trash" news. His brother is pissed at her for the law do'n their job of put'n him in jail where he belongs. Sheesh!!!

Have ya ever see a dog eat pecans??? Well I got one...Sadie Mae. Old pesky neighbor Wayne gave my a sack of pecans and she eats them....crack that shell right open and gobble the goodies. Of course she eats half the shell too.

UPS brung me my mail today...all 9 pounds of it. Holy crap!!! That's 4 months worth of mail in one box.

Today should be the last day of wind and winter in Deming. At least that's what I'm hoping for. I been back 6 days and all 6 days have sucked. I wanna play golf. And sit on the porch sip'n a cup. But...I can't really complain as the last 6 days were the only experience I've had of cold in the last 4 months. 30 degs again this morning....and windy all day long.

7 comments:

  1. Billy Bob, dont let a dog eat the shells. u see how u feel after you eat a few shells. talking about needing preparation H. ouch

    As for the Trailer Trash, it time to get all Dirty Harry on their broke down chevette. Anyone say snake charmer?

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  2. Stay warm, man! I've been serving on the grand jury for a few months now. Seems that the trailer trash here has migrated to Deming? Same story, different place, interesting stuff.

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  3. Well BB sounds like your back in the saddle there in Demings. I saw your post on the steam boat, are you planning on floating the boat or just looking at it.... Anyway wanted to let you know I was back home, I'll get a new post up soon

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  4. You are getting the trailer trash stuff on video , just in case. Bet the lawyers would pay you big for it, when the shooting is over. :-)

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  5. Sounds like Billy bob might be on jerry springer soon.

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  6. BB, don't feel bad about the weather. It hasn't been cole here, but the wind and sand have been too bad to get much done. They say there are days down here that make the bad ones worth putting up with, but I'm thinking we sure need a few fast or I may not be agreeing with that!

    I'm with OGT on the Dirty Harry stuff!

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  7. Your lucky Lug Nut did not bite you being asleep and all he would not have had any idea who was stomping him!!

    Lol, with the trailer trash news. Del Rio is pretty boring so I get my entertainment from mom's neighbors.

    Hopefully you can go swing a couple of golf balls shortly.

    OGT - I can just see BB on Jerry Springer with his new neighbors, hahahaha :-)

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