Internet connection sucks

Holy crap Billy Bob, why did you move to a different campsite?

Ya see' it's like this......my internet connection don't work worth a crap over here. Yesterday it didn't work at all. Well, to make a long story short, I found out that my antenna has the wrong adapter on it and it don't fit my air card. Well that's a simple cure....just go to the Verizon Store and buy the correct adapter.....RIGHT. The freak'n store is closed. So....it looks like a couple more days of sporadic to none internet service.

Yesterday kind of sucked. What do ya do at the slabs? Not much. If I had a remote control helicopter I guess I could go outside and fly it. Yesterday was a cloudy day so all I did was sit inside and catch up on a few "wimmin" chores. Read me a book...the whole thing. Went out and hooked up my battery charger. Went over to the neighbors house and retrieved that old ugly cat that the dog hauled off. I wonder if he thought it was a real cat.

Speak'n of batteries....mine ain't get'n fully charged...or something like that. Ya see, I let the water get too low in them a while back and now I'm think'n I may have "murdered" them. So today I'm gonna check stuff. You know....clean off the solar panels, clean all the battery connections, check the water again, break out the volt meter....all that good stuff.

Brewed me up a big pot of chicken soup yesterday. Boy howdy, I gonna be eat'n on that pot for a week. Oh, and before I forget it, I decided to drink me some water. Drank it right on down. Holy crap, what the hell??? My water tastes like bleach. Oh yeah.....I forgot to flush my tank when I sanitized it.....so naturally, there was too much bleach left in the system. Now what I gonna do with all that bleach water?

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Fount me a adapter for the antenna.....had a drive almost a hunert mile to get it. And the damn thing don't work worth a crap. Gonna have to do something else. Anybody got some duct tape and a long pole???