Have ya ever went to jail???
Well old Billy Bob did.....but I didn't shoot nobody or nuttin like that. It were back in bout 1959 or somewhere's bout then. But I ain't gonna tell ya right now. Ya see....I had this old 1936 Dodge 4 door sedan......
Ya see it's like this, I look outside and I got me a flat tire on "that jeep". Hmmmmm....them are brand spank'n new tires. New tires don't go flat for no reason. "What's this"??? A freak'n screw. They don't use screws to put a tire on the rim. They stretch it like a rubber band.....let it loose and walla, tire is on the rim. Anyhows, I blowed it bacj up and am headed to town to the tire fix'n place. May even make a quick stop at Walmart just to say hello. You know me and Walmart.
Looks like the tire on your Jeep just got screwed.
ReplyDeleteHell, just turn it over silly!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's only flat on one side!! LOL LOL
Bill-When you head into Indio on Indio Blvd, just a few blocks north of Dillon Rd there is a Cafe on your left called Andy's stop there and get you some good eats. Also go on north and take Highway 111 there are more Golf courses there than you can afford.
ReplyDeleteIn The Jailhouse Now
ReplyDeleteDang...got back too late to tell ya bout go'n to jail. Unscrewed the tire on "that jeep" and all is fine. Stopped by to say hello at Walmart and they turned all the lights off. Only thing what was working was the cash registers.
ReplyDeleteRiver....didn't go to Indio...went to Brawley.
Billy Bob, it sounds like you are A Man Of Constant Sorrow
ReplyDeletehello billy bob its terry so have you moved to terlinga now i looked over the internet at buying some land out there whats it like are there bandits everywere or is it liek enjoying the old west
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