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Friday, July 31, 2015

A little 'splain'n to do

Oh wait, I didn't 'splain what I was talk'n bout when I say I might sell the 'billy jeep". Ya see, if'n I was to sell it to my wonderful son Robert for a $....or a $ an' a quarter, it would still be mine an' I wouldn't have to be in Texas for a state inspection. I know all bout Texas regulation...."if'n you're out of state, you can still git yer registration" without a inspection. Shoot, you didn't think I would sell my only means of mak'n a Walmart trip did ya?

Speak'n of a Walmart trip...."my God, I ain't got no groceries". Poured me a bowl full of cereal for supper last night. Fill it up with ice cold milk. Grab holt to a big ol' spoon an' take me a bite. "HOLY COWS, this milk is full of little curdle thingys an' tastes like crap". Ha, sour milk is NOT good for the system. Checks out some lunch meat. Damn, it's green. Checks out the head of lettuce. Gonna make me a lettuce an' mater sammich. Have ya ever take a bite out a chunk of lettuce what taste just like a dill pickle? Oh never mind....I eat me up a peanut butter sammich an' go to sleep.
I was gonna make a Walmart trip this morn'n. That didn't happen. Damn, I got to get feel'n better.

The damn Leonard cat has been scratch'n up a storm. Full of fleas again. I just give him a deflea bath the other day an' they back already. Fleas here in Georgia are everwhere. I flea combed out a hunnert fleas from that poor cat last night. You DO know there's a doo-hicky called a flea comb....right? He sleeped like a baby last night. Ha, he's back outside today collect'n more fleas. Gotta go pick me up some Advantage II for the poor baby. This other stuff just ain't work'n to keep them blood suck'n critters off him.

Robert won't be back from vacation for another couple days. "Yo mama" took off to visit her sister. It's just me an HIL Harry...an' 7 dogs an' 2 cats to hold down the fort. An' HIL Harry don't cook me nuttin to eat....damn!!! (HIL Harry stayed home in case I needed medical attention or something like that) I would say that makes him a pretty good man.

Ha...a cold front went through yesterday. Drop the temp right at 2 degs cooler. Big deal. Yes it's been hot here at Yo Mama's". Daily temps up to bout 95 degs ever day....with high humidity (106 feels like yesterday). With the high heat, I been watch'n the a/c an' check'n the voltage. So far so good, but still 106 volt in afternoons. #1 priority when Robert gets back. From where I plug in "da house", it's a hunnert feet to the main breaker panel. Ok, just went outside an'n check the wires. 50 feet of 8/3 an' 50 feet of 10/3....an' the plug at my end is hot. Not hot enough to catch afire though. It'n no wonder my a/c is scream'n "give me some electricity".

Ok, I get me a Mississippi river boat I got to put back together. Maybe this even'n I'll fill up the kiddie pool an' see if'n it will still float....balance it out an' check how the remote control works. May have to lower the drive wheel further into the water after I added a half inch to the hull. Don't no body but me like remote control boats???

Hope I find something for tomorrow to write about.

Oh wait, I forgot.....bout my blog. My thoughts bout drop'n my blog ain't got nuttin to do with you. It's all ME. I didn't start this blog to do nuttin but complain bout my health an' that's bout all it is any more. I don't like that....an' I know most of you don't like it neither. It gets old. But, if'n I do ever decide to quit the blog'n, don't fear, the blog will still be here.

10 comments:

  1. When I worked in Baytown, Texas there was a large group of RV boat guys there. they used the reflection pond in front of the San Jacinto Monument for their fun and games.

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  2. hi BB. hey it sounds like the windows ten will take 24 hours to download the whole thing . you probably do not even have enough broadband to do the whole download so now my idea of you going to get free wifi form a hotel all night sounds better and better to me . make sure it has a pool so you can take your remote river boat and relax in the hot tub .

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  3. hi BB. you know that these sophisticated remote quad drones with a camera can be purchased for very low price and i think that would be something that you would enjoy ! maybe you can get one that has a cherry-picker that you can be lazy and get your drone fetch things for you since sadie-may will not fetch for you .

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  4. If I had a kiddie pool I'd be sittin' outside with my feet in the water, not floating a boat! Come to think of it, why haven't I bought a kiddie pool?

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  5. You better not quit blogging (writing your blog). I for one would be upset and miss it.

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  6. You need to get something to treat the yard for fleas or you will never get rid of them. You can probably find a spray or granular poison at Walmart. We have about 15 barn cats and I have to spray the barn and put drops on the cats.

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  7. Gotta keep bloggin' always like to hear whats going on with you.
    Lets see a pics of you floating your boat in the kiddie pool with you sitting in it,

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  9. Did Georgia do like Tx in that you have to pay the sales tax based on the book value rather than the mouth like we used to do! One flea can lay up to 4,000 eggs! Somebody is eating good!

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  10. Got to wondering what would happen if you sell the Jeep to Robert, license it in Georgia, then borrow it to take it to Texas behind a motorhome licensed in Texas. I can see some Texas cop getting his pants in a wad over that.

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