So what??? It weren't MY fault. Not only do I know the meaning of FAP, I also don't think it's at all funny. They....Hughes Net, call it technology at it's finest to have a system that will connect to the internet no matter where you are. Ha....what they don't tell ya is that "they" will cut you off just like that.
About my operating system on this here laptop, what's wrong with it??? It does the same thing all the others do, plus more. Mr Gates ain't no dummy ya know. Even if I did change to XP, I would have the same problems I have now. My laptop is soooo dirty, when ya push one the keys ya can hear a "sandy" sound. You don't just "push" a key' ya slam it down. That poor little fan make all kinds of silly squeel'n sounds like it need a lube job. There's peanut butter in one the USB plug thingys. The screen has duct tape hold'n it together. Works as good as it's gonna.
Boy howdy was old Billy Bob lazy today. I ain't done a thing. Never did put on the first shoe. Woke up at 4am with the worstest headache ever invented. Had a big ol' crick in my neck and my back hurted like I was shot with a shot gun. Just another normal day in the life of an old retired fart.
Yesterday I broke out all the oil chang'n stuff (again) to change the oil in the Onan generator. Now where the hell is my brand spank'n new oil filter??? I know I bought one, but don't have the slightest where it at. So, put all the stuff back and took a nap. Then I put the charger on that battery I took out the little red Bronco II....there ain't nuttin wrong with that battery.
Speak'n of swak'n golf balls, I whooped poor old pesky neighbor Wayne "bad" time yesterday morn'n. Then he got all huffed up and told me "get out my golf cart and walk home". Sheesh, it weren't me hit'n his golf balls. Anyhows, all the way home all he did was holler at people out the winder and drive like a maniac crazy man. Glad it was only 5 mile.
About cleaning that laptop,, unplug it, pull the battery out, open the screen and stand it on one end. That way you can use canned air and blow off the keyborad, and access the back to blow the dirt, hair and crap out of the fan. IF the bottom comes off easy nuf, take it off and blow out everything in there. I do that at least once a month.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see ya back amoung the living. :-)
Holy Cow! when you described your laptop I was rollin over. you got to get that "air in a can" stuff and blow out your key pad and the fan before it catches fire. listen to Brother BEN.
ReplyDeleteGood to see you also and hows that winder on your land yacht?
Sounds to me like your fan is going out, which is not good considering that is what keeps the motherboard cool. If the fan does go out it will mess up the motherboard if it (the motherboard) gets too hot.
ReplyDeleteBen, I attempted to take the laptop apart one time....it's impossible even with the hundred screws hold'n it together all removed. There's a trick and I don't know it. I don't want to blow the dirt and crap further into the internal workings. Old pesky neighbor Wayne has an air compressor sit'n on a 20 gallon can....may just give it a whirl since ya mentioned blow'n it out.
ReplyDeleteGood to see your back we were all worried that you had run off with some wimmens, or got throwed in jail for causing that Trash truck to turn over. When my puter gets dirty I use the hose on the vaccume to clean it .
ReplyDeleteUnless the air compressor has a drier/oil remover filter on it,, don't use it.
ReplyDeleteGo online to the manufacture and see how to get it open. I bet that fan has so much crap on it, bout to burn out, then what ya gonna do?
Don't want you to lose it BB.. Tell ya what, send me the model number and make etc and I will find out how to open up the bottom for you.
Billy Bob, you got the cheese for an upgrade! These days, you can get a brand new for one for like $300.oo. When you do get a new one, try not to use it as a platform for PPJ assembly. LOL!
ReplyDeleteBoy howdy y'all sure are concerned with this laptop. Ain't near the condition I posted earlier. I were jist josh'n wit ya. I suppose someone will blame the "blue screen of death" on Vista, but I ain't gonna buy it. It's the peanut butter and duct tape!!!
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