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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Go'n to jail????

After much consideration and frustration, old Billy Bob went back in time to the old age tradition of the use of fly'n creatures in his endeavor to "catch a fish". Ya see, here what I done.....I catched one them osprey birds and tie a rope to him. Then send him fly'n over da pond. He swoop down and pick them fish right out the water and I reel in the rope. Put that fish in the fish bag.

Yesterday I catched me some fish. But I may be go'n to jail. Seems the Arizona Fish and Game put a limit on how many fish ya can catch in one day. I got me 10 them suckers in that dish pan....all ready for the freezer and fry pan. Catch them one after the other....just like that.

Gotta make that Walmart run some time today. Run slap out of drugs and the dogs ain't got no food. Fix 'em up hamburgers and biscuits last night. All I had was a freak'n fish.
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6 comments:

  1. Ben in TexasFebruary 24, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    If you eat up the fish, the Game Warden ain't got no evidence BB,( we had to do that at the deer camp one time) , Hell blame it on Lugnut!!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    Im with Ben on this one. I think you ought to wait till lug nut is asleep and stick a pole in his paw and his fishin cap on and take a picture. Show it to the game warden when he comes by.

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  3. tffnguyFebruary 24, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    BB, I caught a can of those today to and they sure were good cause they were packed in Louisiana hot sauce. I didn't even need a pole to catch them cause I used a green back to catch them with. Didn't need any license and there wasn't a limit on them either.

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  4. Billy BobFebruary 24, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    If'n I was to eat up all them fish, I wouldn't have anything to take back to Deming...and eat fish for a month.

    Lug Nut too busy dig'n holes to be wast'n his time fish'n.

    That a BIG dish pan.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Well the other dog must have been the one that caught all of the fish.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2010 at 6:19 AM

    Billy Bob breaking the law

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