Whoa is me

Boy howdy is that old Billy Bob got his self in some kind of dutch.

Ya see, it was like this, I was changing a part on "Sally da house" to fix my broke automatic parking brake. All was well till I turned it on.....it didn't come on no shape, form or fashion...kapoot don't work. The part was a little screw in pressure switch for the auto park system (emergency brake) what I ain't gonna try to explain. In the mean time I was check'n stuff look'n for why it don't come on. All kinds of stuff took apart. Now I have a whole bunch of stuff that don't come on. Today was spent locating the device (solenoid) what operates the slide outs....they had no power. Ah Ha...there it is, right behind that expensive circuit/fuse board, but it ain't working. Jump it Billy Bob, jump it....smoke and flames...jumper wires on fire.....burn fingers yank'n wires off. Holy crap!!!
Well shoot, that was the wrong relay anyhows. It's this one Billy Bob...jump it...what I did. At least now I have 12 volts back in "da house" and the a/c will run and can operate the slide outs....but it ain't fixed by a long shot.

Then, I turn on the key, and put this sucker in gear. With out push'n the brake pedal.....what ya gotta do if ya want to get out of park. And then, with the key still on, I reach over and operate the leveling jacks. With out pulling the little yellow park brake knob....what ya gotta do if'n ya wana to level the rig. I would guess I'm up to at least $1000 by now at the professional high dollar RV repair station get'n all this stuff I broke fixed. Whoa is me!!!!

While writing this I got to think'n bout old tffnguys puppy Pepper tear'n up stuff. Pepper ain't got nuttin over on old Billy Bob. Maybe I should trade Sadie Mae for Pepper and we could be a team.....of death and destruction. Well maybe not death, but the double d's sounds good.

Ok....I done poured out all my blunders on y'all today, so I'm gonna leave it at that....but there's more. Lots more.