Officially I won't be an old man for another year, but let me tell ya bout "feeling" old......
Holy crap, is my thermometer broke or what? It's a freak'n 52 degs outside and I'm cold inside. And it's not even winter time yet. "Turn the heater on Billy Bob".
HEY!!!! There's cows in my yard. Well, not really in my yard, but right over there in the field. Two great big 'ol hamburger look'n cows. Did you know that my great gramps used to have cattle ranches in Deming? Something like 30,000 acres and special breed cows. Pancho Villa one time got caught stealing one of Gramps cows, but Gramps took to shoot'n at them. Gramps was a well knowed and respected cattleman and ain't no body mess with his cows.
Golf!!! Any body wanna hear about golf? Well after my golf clubs got all warped up and wouldn't hit a ball straight, I went over to Wayne's house and stole me some his golf balls and swak them across the fence in that field where them cow are at. Some call that practice. Then yesterday we went to the golf ball swak'n country club and play a round. I think I'll leave practice to the doctors.
Today is old Billy Bob's birthday and pesky neighbor Wayne is taking me to the Las Cruces Country Club for a round. On his birthday a couple week ago, I took him to Silver City for a round....OFM Barney can attest to that. If we don't get back home to "da house" by 4:30, someone call AAA to come look'n for us. We tak'n "that jeep".
Ok....that's it....gotta get all dress up and go to town.
74 this morning in Del Rio and the humidity is high. Should have stayed in NM for a couple of more weeks.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday BB. Hope you have a good one.
ReplyDeleteYou are only as old as you feel. Sometimes that makes me a hundred or so. 69 is young, now you can't start complining until you hit 89.
Yep,Happy Birthday,, wish I had known before hand. Probably won't have sent ya nuthing,, just wish I'd known! :-)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the golf's balls whacking and whup ole Wayne like a redheaded step child
PS, I forgot ( some thoughts for BB's Birthday)
ReplyDeleteYou know you're getting older when...
it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Happy Birthday. Enjoy it!
ReplyDelete81 with high humidity this morning in San Antonio. Wishing you a very happy b'day -- you're not old yet.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
ReplyDeletesure glad ur having one,,,,lol every one i have now, makes me happy.
can u imagine ppl protesting raising the retirement age to 62??? (in France)
I think the retirement age should be 70 and all those feisty enough like you should be forced to pick up trash on the side of the road.
ReplyDeleteThink Im startin a fight? naw
Happy Birthday, Billy Bob. You're not so old!
ReplyDeleteBoy howdy, ain't birthdays just special. Thanks for all the good wishes, I need them.
ReplyDeleteI didn't say I was old....I said next year I will be "officially" old. I can hardly wait.
Barney....next 5 days....mid 50's night, mid 80's day.
ReplyDeleteYep should have gone back to Deming instead of Texas.
ReplyDeleteHIPPO BIRDEES TWO EWES
ReplyDeleteHIPPO BIRDEES TWO EWES
HIPPO BIRDEES DEER BILLEEEYYY BOB
HIPPO BIRDEES TWO EWES
Happy belated birthday Billy Bob!!
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