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Monday, November 8, 2010

Porch time

Well, here it is almost porch time at Billy Bob's house. It's 58 degs out there after a cold night of 30 degs or less.

Yesterday was a beautiful day in Deming. Abundant sunshine and very little wind. So, you can bet a quarter that Billy Bob was at the golf course swak'n golf balls. That exactly what we did. Beat poor old pesky neighbor Wayne so bad he say he gonna sell his golf swak'n clubs. He ain't never gonna learn, ya can't beat a man at his own game. I love golf ball swak'n.

Now here what happen to Billy Bob for not think'n very good. Ya see, I went to Walmart for a loaf of bread and a gallon milk. Only costed $126. Now I have a ton of stuff to put in the freezer....and it ain't gonna fit. But that ain't what I'm talk'n bout. I bought a big ol' chicken what I gonna make a couple gallon of soup out of, freeze it and take it to the "slabs". "Well dummy, where the hell ya gonna put a couple gallon soup when ya ain't got no room for all the other stuff ya gonna put in the freezer"? Anyhows, I cooked that big ol' chicken in the solar oven and set it on the stove to cool. When I got back, I says...."now where ya gonna put it....dummy"? Took it to Wayne's house. Maybe he'll eat it and I don't have to worry bout freez'n it.

Now today, I got this great big ol' apple pie I got to cook....in the solar oven. Ya see, when I went to Walmart, I was hungry. Bought all kinds of stuff I like. The frozen pie wouldn't fit in the freezer for a later cook'n date, so now I got a pie to eat...now.

Well, "that jeep" started it's crap again. this time the battery was slap dead when I was want'n to go. What the hell? Did some check'n with my trusty voltage measure thingy and yep, it were slap dead. Put the trusty charger thingy on it and a couple hour later, start pull'n fuses to find the cause. Holy crap, that's a 40 amp fuse. More investigation....after it was almost too dark to see, I notice a light shin'n inside the car. What the hell? I never see that before. Anyhows, I push the little button and off go the light. Is it fixed? I should hope so.

Someone wanted to see my solar powered cow head night light all lit up. This is the only pic I have. But since this pic was took a week or so ago, I have made some changes. Will post another pic as soon as it is completed. Oh...it has eye ball peeper thingys on it now and have one more LED light to install.

6 comments:

  1. I got this big ole upright freezer that I don't use any more. You want to come and get it? Lots of room for your frozen food.

    I like the cow head.

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  2. I you don't want that one, I got one out in the Billy Bob Memorial RV Parking area and Barn just sitting there not doing nuthing! It's unplugged and all clean, just waiting for a big ole load of trout or chickens or what ever road kill you manage to come up with!!

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  3. Thanks for the offers on the freezer....now where the hell am I gonna put it?

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  4. Is the refrigerator in Sally da house a propane or an electric one?

    Have you ever tried using dry ice?

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  5. The battery in my jeep kept draining during the daytime. Guess what is was. A light in the glove box was staying on because the door wasn't shut good enough. I pulled the bulb for the light out and no more battery problems.

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  6. LOL MsB, it don't make no matter if it's propane or electric, the freezer is still too small. But to answer your question, it's either one.
    Good to see ya again.....hope you had a great time at the chili cook off....no tickets huh?

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