After sit'n round all day feel'n sorry for myself an' stuff like that, I decided to attempt to find something funny to write about. Weren't a single thing funny bout yesterday to claim as an adventure or excitement...that for sure. Ya see, it were a beautiful sunshiny day, so's I climbs up there on the roof to caulk up some solar panel mount holes. Took that 'lectric wire what was hang'n off the roof from that spare solar panel an' I throws it. Hard I could, all the ways over there in my neighbors yard. That was cool. Don't ask why I do stuff like that, 'cause I don't even know. "Oh hell Billy Bob, git to da point". Well, I were com'n back down off'n the roof an' I flat miss that last step....what is bout 3 feets from the ground. Down I come....one leg up there on a ladder rung way up there an' the other flap'n in da breezeway down here.....I'm gonna die. Land right there, in a neat little pile. Long with my bucket of tools. What the hell....did I break some my important stuff? Nope....fit as a fiddle. So I thought. I was hurt'n to the back side...land on my tail (would say ass but I'm try'n to change my image). Drag my ass back to "da pouch", sit there sip'n a cold cup an' think'n...."ya dumb ass". Well anyhows, the rest of the day was spend "do'n nuttin".
Look'n like old "pesky" Wayne will be go'n back to a rehab facility in Las Cruces. Ya see, his oxygen level is still well below safe and this hospital in Deming don't have the equipment (or know how) to deal with it. As long as he on a machine, he's fine. Take him off and he suck'n air like a fish out of water. Doubt he will be com'n back home soon.
You be carefull, don't want you in a bed next to Wayne. Sorry to hear that he is still having problems. I see a lot of people walking around with those protable oxygen generators. Maybe he could get one of them and come on home.
ReplyDeleteIs that a picture of you after the fall?
Oh dear. Well, that's not funny, except for throwing junk into your neighbor's yard. Hope your split heals.
ReplyDeleteDid that off the ladder, too. Only there was a table behind me, stopped me from falling.
ReplyDeleteWhen u getting outa there? Not a good place to be.
Dizzy, I was afraid someone would say "be careful". I've never done that my entire life an' I ain't bout to start now.
ReplyDeleteI'm just kidd'n....sheesh!! I'm very careful. It's just that at my age, careful is noting more than an obstacle.
Thank's Duck. All I did was re-injure an old injury from years past. Feel purty good today.
Yeah, I thought it was funny too when I see that wire fly'n through the air like a magnificent eagle.
Trouble, ain't get'n out of till I get stuff done. Try'n to sell "da porch", but I probably gonna have to cut it up and burn it. Well maybe I wouldn't go THAT far.
And....I don't think it would matter where I was, I would have still fall down.
Dang it Dizzy, I forgot to tell ya....Wayne got oxygen tanks an' stuff.
ReplyDeleteDang, talk about a bad day~~~
ReplyDeleteTake it carefull, BB. You still got lots of fish to catch yet.
ReplyDeleteGail, it weren't so bad. I'm used to "do'n nuttin". In fact, I'm gooood at it.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Barney, them fishes pics sure did make my blood boil. See ya when I get there.
Hope your tail heals soon...
ReplyDeleteGee Billy Bob, I ain't been around for awhile but judging from your picture somebody must of scared the crap outa you ! What happened ?
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