Easter???......today?

Boy howdy Billy Bob, ya got to git a calendar so's ya know what day it is. Easter is today, Sunday, not yesterday Saturday. Sheesh!!!! Now how you suppose I did that? I could write a long explanation to why I thought yesterday was Easter, but there ain't no sense do'n that 'cause everybody already knows....CRS or something like that. But it is kind of embarrass'n to wish somebody "happy birthday" when it was 2 weeks ago.
"Happy Easter everbody from Billy Bob's house".

See what I'm talk'n bout? I opened my mouth yesterday talk'n bout blog traffic with the original intention to 'splain the numbers on your hit meters....an' to bust a few bubbles for those what think those numbers is an accurate indication of visitors. But as usual, what I had envisioned in my mind as a rational explanation of numbers sounded more like I was "whinn'n" and complain'n bout the number of comments "Billy Bob's Place" gets. "Ya just need to just shut up Billy Bob, shut up before ya put your other foot in yer mouth".

Since yesterday was Easter....in Billy Bob's mind, I kind of took it easy, not to over exert ya know. I goes outside an take a close look at that bedroom slide out with the sealing gasket hang'n out. Well shoot, it were worster than I expect. Pulled loose half ways across the bottom. Now glue'n the seal back in place ain't gonna remedy the cause...right? Now take a guess where all the adjustments and the mechanism that operates the slide is located. Yup, you was right, up under the bed. This ain't gonna be a easy "fix" I betcha.

Beds in an RV ain't like no ordinary bed like in a house, what you can move out the way an' fix stuff. They are a "box" with a freak'n mattress on top it. Stapled together instead of screws. The whole thing has to be took apart to gain access to the slide out rails, adjuster thingys, motor an' such. See all that crap under my bed? Where I gonna put all that stuff while I'm tear'n my bed apart? "Sheesh Billi Bob, ya got way too much stuff".

I were think'n bout all these little repairs an' fix's I got to do to "da house". It ain't like I got to be anywhere's in the near future....although I sure would like to head on up to the lake an' do some fish'n in a cooler climate. But what the hell, I ain't got no rent to pay at "El Rancho Abraham's RV Resort", cheap electricity, free food from nephew Joseph, golf and fish'n near by, just down the road a piece to my Walmart stores....yeah boy howdy....what more could a guy ask for??? "Fix something Billy Bob".

Ok....got things to do....anybody see any Easter eggs lay'n round? Damn silly rabbit!!!