For all ya what think the old Billy Bob don't do nuttin all day long, I'll have you know I had a productive day yesterday.
I had filled the sink with dish wash'n water the day before, so I washed up all them dishes....'cept'n for one pot. It's full of left over vittles what has to be taken out in the woods for the critters that roam the area. They eat anything.
After that, I grab up my broom an' sweet all the floors....shake out the rugs an' stuff. Just for the hell of it, I climbs up on the "billy bike" an' take me a ride up the street. Not very fast mind you, but a ride it was.
Then after that, I pulls "that jeep" up on a couple ramps so's I can get under the damn thing and do some inspections of the suspension components. Well lookie here, the sway bar bushings are wore slap out....shot all to hell. What I replaced.
Don't be say'n that I done fixed "that jeep", 'cause I'm think'n there ain't no fix for it. Why did I buy a Jeep with "long arm" suspension"? Ya see, if'n I was to put a lift kit back on it, I'm think'n half the rattles, bangs an' clangs would disappear. But I ain't gonna do that. Just gonna grease everthing up an' go. Not that I won't be keep'n my eyes open for a replacement. I'll find one eventually.
Me and OFM Barney are gonna meet up at the golf ball swak'n place here in a little bit for a exciting round of professional golf ball swak'n. I'm think'n Barney is more excited bout the "after round" dinner we gonna eat at the local greasy spoon buffet. There ain't many places in Sinton Texas to get good food, but the ButterChurn....or what ever they call it, is about the best we gonna do. I'm all excitis too.
Boy howdy is it ever a beautiful day or what? No clouds, sunshine bear'n down, 70 degs and not the slightest puff of wind....would be a perfect day for fish'n in the "bubba boat". Ain't often ya gonna find a perfect day, but today may just be one of them. Life is good.
Ok, got things to do.....laters
You are the fix-it man, the pro golfer, the traveler, and succussful fisherman. In other words, my hero. Keep up the good work but have some fun, too.
ReplyDeleteIt was definitely an "interesting" round of flog.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking it is still a bit chilly down here lately, and came out of the PX to see the temp on the sign was 79 degrees. Perhaps I have been in the tropics a bit long...
ReplyDeleteWhat Dizzy said and I should add your one helluva wordsmith and eatin place critic too.
ReplyDeleteYou did all that dishwashing and floor sweeping and THEN went on a bike ride? Where do you get all your energy?
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ReplyDeleteGood blog today. Thank you. Have warshed the dishes yet?