Ok already.....I'll make a post. I'm not quite dead yet, but I feel dern near to it. Well, not really.
Ya see, it's been rather chilly in south Texas an' I don't do cold an' very little of chilly. That's the way I am an' I ain't chang'n for nobody. You can go outside in that shit all ya want, but I ain't gonna.
I figger I made a good choice when I decide to stay at "El Rancho Abraham". Did ya see the weather up there in the northeast an' west? Holy cows, that's cold. Until this cold weather passes by an' it gets a mite warmer, I'm stay'n right here. South of Sinton, like Falcon lake, ain't no better off....cold as a sum a gun down there too. I might as well stay right where I'm at soak'n up the heat from two electric heaters an' a occasional Mr Heater propane moment. I got electric, water, a free camp'n spot an' plenty of home cooked food. "Nuttin is free Billy Bob....pay up".
Got "that jeep" look'n like a brand spank'n new Jeep. Wash an' a wax job sure do make it look pretty.....damn POS Jeep. Still got that brake problem. Been too cold to climb under that thing an' fix it. I rekon as long as it stops, that's all that matters.
Damn goat!!! I skeer the hell out that goat when he grab holt of my door mat thingy. He eats shit like that ya know. I throwed a firecracker. "POW"....that goat take off like lightning....a hunnert mile a hour. You think that cure him? Well hell no. He come back a hour later, grab that mat thingy an' take off out in the middle of the yard with it. Chew the corners slap off it....runed it (destroyed). This damn goat is some kind of coool.
Somebody suggested eat'n that damn goat. Ha, forget that. That sucker would be like eat'n that door mat thingy. He weighs close to 200 pounds, probly more....big as that mama burro out there. I never seen a goat get so big. But then, I don't know nuttin bout goats neither.
So that's the deal. The old Billy Bob ain't go'n nowheres an' ain't gonna do nuttin till it gets warmer.
I figger I made a good choice when I decide to stay at "El Rancho Abraham". Did ya see the weather up there in the northeast an' west? Holy cows, that's cold. Until this cold weather passes by an' it gets a mite warmer, I'm stay'n right here. South of Sinton, like Falcon lake, ain't no better off....cold as a sum a gun down there too. I might as well stay right where I'm at soak'n up the heat from two electric heaters an' a occasional Mr Heater propane moment. I got electric, water, a free camp'n spot an' plenty of home cooked food. "Nuttin is free Billy Bob....pay up".
Got "that jeep" look'n like a brand spank'n new Jeep. Wash an' a wax job sure do make it look pretty.....damn POS Jeep. Still got that brake problem. Been too cold to climb under that thing an' fix it. I rekon as long as it stops, that's all that matters.
Damn goat!!! I skeer the hell out that goat when he grab holt of my door mat thingy. He eats shit like that ya know. I throwed a firecracker. "POW"....that goat take off like lightning....a hunnert mile a hour. You think that cure him? Well hell no. He come back a hour later, grab that mat thingy an' take off out in the middle of the yard with it. Chew the corners slap off it....runed it (destroyed). This damn goat is some kind of coool.
Somebody suggested eat'n that damn goat. Ha, forget that. That sucker would be like eat'n that door mat thingy. He weighs close to 200 pounds, probly more....big as that mama burro out there. I never seen a goat get so big. But then, I don't know nuttin bout goats neither.
So that's the deal. The old Billy Bob ain't go'n nowheres an' ain't gonna do nuttin till it gets warmer.
Sounds like a good plan to me. It was way too cold up here and will be for a few more days.
ReplyDeleteWell, I wasn't really plan'n on come'n up there. It's cold enough right here.
DeleteI see you're alive and full of piss and vinegar,,,, and don't have to worry about that goat eating you. He has the same opinion,,, lololol.
ReplyDeleteDo appreciate knowing that you are still above ground, even if you are coping with cold weather. You have made a good decision to stay where you are, with all the comforts of home. And, I guess you do gotta pay. The antics of that old goat DO help some with boredom, don't you think? Your getting riled probably helps warm you up some, too!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I like this above ground stuff...cold or not. Coping with 30 to 60 degs ain't as bad as you would think. Did ya see how cold it was in Great Falls yesterday? My GOD.....minus 57 degs chill factor.
DeleteActually, that damn goat is my buddy. Not that I would take him on a camp'n trip or nuttin like that. He's just funny an' he likes me.
My day is not complete unless I read your blog. You have a way with words and though many have tried to copy your style...none has that "gift" you have for entertaining your readers.
ReplyDeleteI miss you when you don't post but I also understand that sometimes one needs a break.
I noticed that too MsB. If'n everbody was to talk like old Billy Bob, that would eventually make Billy Bob sound like a professor.....or something like that. And in turn, make Billy Bob's blog just another blog. Like a Snickers without nuts, is just another candy bar. I invented that say'n ya know.
DeleteNo I don't need no stink'n break. I been on break so long I ain't got nuttin to talk about.
Got "that jeep" look'n like a brand spank'n new Jeep. Wash an' a wax job sure do make it look pretty.....damn POS Jeep.
ReplyDeletejajajajajaja....I love stuff like this!
I writ that just for you. An' when I was tell'n bout that firecracker, I was think'n of you. I can teach ya some stuff bout fireworks ya know.
DeleteThanks for writing it just for me, lol :D
DeleteI think I'll pass on the firecracker lesson though....
Heck, I figured you were just gonna hibernate until warm weather came back! Glad to know that everything is still "almost normal", whatever that is!
ReplyDeleteSoooo when you write about this "old goat", you ain't talking about yourself??
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You don't need no breaks from writing or brakes for that jeep! They are both for quitters! lol
ReplyDeleteGood luck with gettin warm sooner than later.
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