A hard days work.....an' sit'n down

I rekon I been sit'n here think'n long enough. I got to write something.

Sometimes I will sit down over there on the couch at night an' think of things that might interest my readers. I sit there for hours. Hunnerts of things cross my mind what would make my readers be fall'n out their chairs, jump'n up an' down on the way to the bathroom to pee.....stuff like that. Then I get sit'n here every morn'n....an' I ain't got a thing. Now somebody figger that one out.

I got all interested on some program on TV last night an' stay up till a little bit after 1am. Well, that's Ok 'cause I only need bout 6 hours of sleep. HA....I waked up at 2:30am hack'n an' cough'n up a storm. For a freak'n hour or more I couldn't go back to sleep after that fit.....an' I was plan'n on get'n up before noon time. Sleep'n till 9:30am really sucks ya know.

I have Yahoo mail. Lately it sucks. I click on a email an' it take almost a full minute....or two before I see it. I answered a email this morn'n. It took no less than two minutes to show it "could not be sent". I reseted the page. The email had gone through FIVE (5) times. Somebody on the other end gonna be confused. Sorry Barney....it weren't my fault.

I goes outside yesterday an' move the "billy jeep" closer to "Sally da house". I did that so I don''t have far to walk while I'm work'n on it. I open the box with the new cargo mat in it. The damn thing don't fit. Well it does, but it just don't cover the entire backend. I do some modifications on it to make it fit perfectly (scissors). Then I step back an' admire my work. Cargo mat is installed.

I got a water leak on the "billy jeep". Too little to see or show up when I look at everthing. I have a suspicion, but it didn't show up while I was under there look'n at the stuff I suspect....thermostat housing thingy and lower radiator hose connection. I spended a whole hour an' I still got a leak.

I didn't mention this next item yet....or maybe I did. When ya turn the "billy jeep", there is a noise. Like a tire rub'n against plastic or something like that. The last time me an' nephew Joseph hear it, it sound like it came from the back end. There ain't no plastic back there. I did a lay on the ground investigation back there an' I didn't find nuttin. But...there are signs that both front tires do rub on the plastic fender thingys underneath on the front when ya make a tight turn. What else it can be I don't know. *more on this as the day progresses*

We was sit'n there...me an' Frank talk'n. The damn goat is in the fenced in house yard. He ain't supposed to be there. We walk the fence line an' come to the gate he tore all to hell to get in. I say to Frank..."go get me a wrench an' a hammer. I change out the gate with one what ain't tore all to hell. That took another hour of so.

Smak' a few golf balls....I need more practice.

 So, in other words, I had me a bunch of outside time yesterday. I did a lot of move'n round in the yard. I feel pretty darn good this morn'n. Don't feel near as hurt'n as I usually do. But I did have to take me a aspirin not long ago.

Oh yeah, I almost forget....I wear a pair of them new sandals yesterday. These new sandals will greatly improve my golf ball swak'n. I guarantee they will. If'n there ain't no wind forecast for tomorrow, I'll find out at my usual golf'n time....10:30am. Yes I can handle 15 mile a hour winds.