Although I love talk'n bout an' explan'n golf ball swak'n to ya all, today there will be no mention of it.
When we arrived at the Mexican restaurant for our usual afternoon dinner snak, I decided I would take a few minutes to read the menu and choose something different. Something other than the #3 I always end up with. I chose a taco dinner over a delicious enchilada smothered in the best enchilada sauce ya ever eat, a great tast'n taco, a tostada covered with refried beans an' lettuce an maters, a big pile of frejoles and some rice. Whoa, I was look'n for a small meal, these tacos are too much....ended up eat'n a few bites of the third taco an' quit'n.
With a second day of outside exercise....I'll not mention what kind of exercise, I'm think'n my back feels a little better. Well, I was think'n it did. This morn'n I waked up all crooked an' bended over. There's a possibility that guy brung that dad burn bulldozer over to my house again. This shit sucks.
I got three reasons to make a trip to Corpus Christi. The first be'n a new pair of sandals 'cause the ones I wear are broke. I buy my sandals at Academy. They last two years....what amounts to right bout $20 a year for good fit'n footwear. Dang I wished I could wear regular shoes.
Then I need to go to T-Mobile an' get me a new phone. But I'm think'n hard bout that. The old Nokia what I been use'n for bout 9 years, is on it's last leg. The Samsung flip phone....I rekon I could get used to it with time, but that sucker don't got a "ring ring ring" tone. All it got is music. Alexander Graham Bell did not put music of telephones.
I was finally able to copy all my contacts from phone memory (Nokia) to the sim card what is now in the Samsung.
The last item I need is a cargo mat for the back of the "billy jeep". Had planned to go to Pep Boys in Corpus. Look 'em up on Google....they don't got cargo mats...accord'n to their web site. I found one on Amazon, on sale, but I don't care for the design. It has a 2 inch wall all the ways around it.....kind of like a shallow swim pool. That ain't what I want. Although, if'n I was to spill a couple gallons of gasoline back there, it wouldn't go into the carpet. Decisions decisions.
Now I got to sit here for a bit an' figger out what I'm gonna do for the day. Inside "da house" is still a disaster. I got stuff lay'n all over the place. A sink full of nasty dirty dishes. Dog hair, grass clip'ns, dirt an' sand all over the floors. Coffee stains where I spill my coffee. Clean'n supplies an' paper towels where Frank left them. Tools here an' there. I'm think'n bout 3 days of endless clean'n here. Just so's nobody gets it in their head that Billy Bob is a total slob, I added much spice to what I just said. It ain't near as bad as described.
Ok....I was look'n in the mirror yesterday. I need a freak'n haircut an' beard trim. When I decided to not get another haircut bout 3 or 4 year ago, I didn't consider all my hair stick'n out on the side an' out from under my hat. An' my beard, the last time I decided to grow one, I said I was gonna let it grow all the ways to my belly button. I look like a freak'n homeless guy what sleeps under a bridge....in a cardboard box. That's gonna change. Now where the hell did Sadie Mae hide her clippers? More on this as the idea progresses. Speak'n of Sadie Mae, she need a trim too.
Adios amigos an' chick-a babies.
When we arrived at the Mexican restaurant for our usual afternoon dinner snak, I decided I would take a few minutes to read the menu and choose something different. Something other than the #3 I always end up with. I chose a taco dinner over a delicious enchilada smothered in the best enchilada sauce ya ever eat, a great tast'n taco, a tostada covered with refried beans an' lettuce an maters, a big pile of frejoles and some rice. Whoa, I was look'n for a small meal, these tacos are too much....ended up eat'n a few bites of the third taco an' quit'n.
With a second day of outside exercise....I'll not mention what kind of exercise, I'm think'n my back feels a little better. Well, I was think'n it did. This morn'n I waked up all crooked an' bended over. There's a possibility that guy brung that dad burn bulldozer over to my house again. This shit sucks.
I got three reasons to make a trip to Corpus Christi. The first be'n a new pair of sandals 'cause the ones I wear are broke. I buy my sandals at Academy. They last two years....what amounts to right bout $20 a year for good fit'n footwear. Dang I wished I could wear regular shoes.
Then I need to go to T-Mobile an' get me a new phone. But I'm think'n hard bout that. The old Nokia what I been use'n for bout 9 years, is on it's last leg. The Samsung flip phone....I rekon I could get used to it with time, but that sucker don't got a "ring ring ring" tone. All it got is music. Alexander Graham Bell did not put music of telephones.
I was finally able to copy all my contacts from phone memory (Nokia) to the sim card what is now in the Samsung.
The last item I need is a cargo mat for the back of the "billy jeep". Had planned to go to Pep Boys in Corpus. Look 'em up on Google....they don't got cargo mats...accord'n to their web site. I found one on Amazon, on sale, but I don't care for the design. It has a 2 inch wall all the ways around it.....kind of like a shallow swim pool. That ain't what I want. Although, if'n I was to spill a couple gallons of gasoline back there, it wouldn't go into the carpet. Decisions decisions.
Now I got to sit here for a bit an' figger out what I'm gonna do for the day. Inside "da house" is still a disaster. I got stuff lay'n all over the place. A sink full of nasty dirty dishes. Dog hair, grass clip'ns, dirt an' sand all over the floors. Coffee stains where I spill my coffee. Clean'n supplies an' paper towels where Frank left them. Tools here an' there. I'm think'n bout 3 days of endless clean'n here. Just so's nobody gets it in their head that Billy Bob is a total slob, I added much spice to what I just said. It ain't near as bad as described.
Ok....I was look'n in the mirror yesterday. I need a freak'n haircut an' beard trim. When I decided to not get another haircut bout 3 or 4 year ago, I didn't consider all my hair stick'n out on the side an' out from under my hat. An' my beard, the last time I decided to grow one, I said I was gonna let it grow all the ways to my belly button. I look like a freak'n homeless guy what sleeps under a bridge....in a cardboard box. That's gonna change. Now where the hell did Sadie Mae hide her clippers? More on this as the idea progresses. Speak'n of Sadie Mae, she need a trim too.
Adios amigos an' chick-a babies.
Ah, BB, it's the weekend. Rest and forget all that busyness. Course my advice is coming from my very painful body, my back the worst painful today. Have I ever mentioned "getting old sucks" ? Uhhuh, it does.
ReplyDeleteYou got me craving some good Mexican dishes!
Onest ya retire, there is no such thing as a weekend. The week contains 7 saturdays.
DeleteMy back was killing me too, couldn't hardly get up, walk. Got antibiotics for a kidney infection Thurs... it's like i'm a new person!! And, i can breathe better too!!
DeleteThe Mexican food sounds so good I'm tempted to go find some today. Trouble is I don't know whether it will agree with me after I eat it. Glad you got some outside exercise yesterday. Barney didn't have too much to say about it either.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought....while I was camp'n in Calif. I ate some Mexican food. Nope, it weren't south Texas Mexican food. So I'm think'n it may not agree with you.
DeleteBarney knows not to mention golf ball swak'n too.
You gave me an idea about mexican food. So my sister and I will go to castillos tomorrow Yum!
ReplyDeleteGlad I was able to persuade you to go out for Mex food. It's my favorite choice, even over a big ol' steak dinner. Enjoy....an' tell 'em Billy Bob sent ya.
DeleteSounds like you got stuff to do, just need the energy to do it.
ReplyDeleteI always have stuff to do...dag nab it. Now if'n I could just find me a bucket full of energy....
DeleteBill, if you can get online with your phone, there are all kinds of "ring-ring-ring" tones you can download free of charge. One site is Zedge, I alternate a few I got from there.
ReplyDeleteMexican is by far my favorite food as well and I would choose it over a steak 9/10ths of the time, that 1/10 I might break down on if I haven't had a good steak for awhile. There are several decent Mexican places not far from me, but I still make the BEST taco ever! Pat pat pat on back back back!
sounds like a bunch of your followers went Mexican. Me it was slow cooked ribs on the grill about 230 der. for 5 1/2 hrs, pocket knife coleslaw , and corn on the cob. yummy!!!! for your mat maybe try looking at the weather guard. good luck on the phone, their so many to choose from. It was sure nice to talk to you today. love you and be safe.
ReplyDeleteYou might look at weathertech.com they have really nice cargo mats, floor mats etc. Have a great day!
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