Ok, since we are on the subject of house clean'n, let me tell ya.....I didn't do crap yesterday. Ya see, I got up late, spend my two hours....maybe a little more, on read'n blogs, the news an' check'n out Facebook. Before I knowed it, it was time to eat a cold hot dog for lunch. Then, before I knowed it, golf came on the TV. Along with a good Mexican 'futbol" game I just had to watch. During commercials, I disconnected my Mr Heater, washed it up an' stowed it till next winter. Picked up an' put in their proper places a bunch of tools what been lay'n on the floor for bout a month. Moved Sadie Mae's water an' feed dish thingys, throwed out a 25 pound bag of bird seed an' took me up a aspirin.....bout the same time I lay back for a afternoon nap. So....I did not sweep the rest of the floor. Nor did I warsh it. It's the same....just like last week. Less the items described.
My late evening think'n time was cut short last night. Stuff I wanted to think bout, a trip to Georgia, just wasn't there. All I come up with was feel'n sorry for myself...ya cain't do this, ya cain't do that.....you are stuck in Sinton Texas.
Now.....I got it made here in Sinton Texas at El Rancho Abraham when ya consider how much it costs me a month. The biggest expense I got is up there at the dad burn golf course. Right at $300 to $400 a month if'n I get toplay squirrel an' feral hog hunt as much as I want to. I pay for my electric, a little more than I use. I pay a little for groceries that come out the house at supper time. I hand nephew Joseph a few dollars for his help on "fix'n stuff". It all works out to less than $400 a month....plus the $400 for golf ball swak'n. But.....I ain't get'n no help to my health issues. What is #1 priority right now.
Dang....just talk to my son (Robert) in San Juan Puerto Rico. They pay that boy too much. He's all excitis bout me go'n to Georgia for the summer. Think's he gonna beat his daddy at golf. Ha....he better do some practice before I get there.
Ha....did I ever tell ya bout the time I was in San Juan Puerto Rico??? Maybe we better not go there. But it was fun.
Oh yeah, I almost forget. I trimmed my beard yesterday. Not exactly like I wanted it to come out, but it's trimmed. Short like a sissy. "Damn Billy Bob, you get'n old".
No, I didn't get no haircut. My hair was still damp from the shower an' had it all pull back in a pony tail.
See the difference???
My late evening think'n time was cut short last night. Stuff I wanted to think bout, a trip to Georgia, just wasn't there. All I come up with was feel'n sorry for myself...ya cain't do this, ya cain't do that.....you are stuck in Sinton Texas.
Now.....I got it made here in Sinton Texas at El Rancho Abraham when ya consider how much it costs me a month. The biggest expense I got is up there at the dad burn golf course. Right at $300 to $400 a month if'n I get to
Dang....just talk to my son (Robert) in San Juan Puerto Rico. They pay that boy too much. He's all excitis bout me go'n to Georgia for the summer. Think's he gonna beat his daddy at golf. Ha....he better do some practice before I get there.
Ha....did I ever tell ya bout the time I was in San Juan Puerto Rico??? Maybe we better not go there. But it was fun.
Oh yeah, I almost forget. I trimmed my beard yesterday. Not exactly like I wanted it to come out, but it's trimmed. Short like a sissy. "Damn Billy Bob, you get'n old".
See the difference???
WOW, you sure look good with the beard trim! Your first paragraph sounded a lot like work to me.
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee Gypsy, you think of work the same way I do. Any more than tak'n the trash out is too much.
DeleteYou been busy that for sure, a trimmin the beard once in a while is good, get rid of that dried up food in there.
ReplyDeleteI weren't as busy as I made out to be.....only took a few minutes (bout 18 or so).
DeleteHa ha....dried up food. Had to soak my head in a 5 gallon bucket for a hour to loosen up that food. Dang, I almost drown!!!
Ok, I'll go with the new look, I guess. As long as you keep the pony tail. :)
ReplyDelete$400 a month for golf ! Undoubtedly you are in that 1% bracket vs the 99%. I would never have dreamed playing golf is that expensive. (no wonder my daughter bitches) I like the longer beard shown...it will grow back.
ReplyDeleteNow that you have said that, I done some refigger'n on what I spend a month for golf. It's more like bout $200 to $300....plus a Mexican dinner, gasoline, new golf balls for the lost ones.....stuff like that.
DeleteNow that's not bad BB $200 might get you and a friend one game and that's with out the gogo cart... And not the 19th hole eatem ups...
DeleteWow you are a new man! You look good!
ReplyDeleteActually, I kinda like the trim! Besides, at our age it never hurts to experiment a tad, ya know?
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought ya got a haircut as well!
I like the new look :)
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