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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Cold fronts suck

Ok, let's talk bout something this morn'n. Barnacle Bill??? No we ain't gonna be talk'n bout that old sailor feller. Although, I have some pretty good stories to tell bout that guy. Remember that "jet powered" BBQ pit he builded? Or how bout them 500 mile a hours winds an' the old Barnacle Bill out on deck almost neekid ty'n stuff down? Boy howdy, them were some excit'n times.

Now bout yesterday an' my "don't give a shit" attitude. Have ya ever been abandoned on the side the road? Left to fend for yourself in a tsunami with hunnert mile a hour winds....an' yer wheelchair has got a flat tire? That's what it feels like anyhows. But, I will live through these troubling times like they never happen.  I need me some Advil, that's what I need....Advil. Enough said bout that.

Well, it looks like a freez'n cold new years day here in south Texas. Highs in the mid 40"s??? Yikes.....this sucks.

I was sit'n here last night an' I got to think'n.....bout fish'n an' that "bubba boat". It's been quite some time since I had me a fish on the end my pole fight'n up a storm. The New Mexico registration has expired on the "bubba boat", so it's gonna be some time before it sees water again. Shoot, I got a brand spank' new battery for it in the back the "billy jeep" just sit'n there do'n nuttin. Think'n maybe just put "bubba" in my old VW sit'n out there in the yard an' forget it ever existed.
Back to fish'n. It's been close to a year ya know an' I don't even have a fish'n license no more. In the recent years, fish'n ain't a #1 priority no more. Way too much work involved. So, you will not be hear'n much bout the old Billy Bob catch'n no 14 pound bass. Although, I do have some wonderful fish'n stories I could tell ya. If'n ya believe fish'n stories.

Shoot, I ain't got nuttin to talk bout today. Same 'O' same 'O'. Maybe tomorrow will be a better day. "But, but, but it's gonna be freez'n cold tomorrow".

Oh wait, I just check the expiration date on the "bubba boat". It don't expire for another year.  

5 comments:

  1. Then you be gettin "bubba boat" in the water, soon as it warms up.

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  2. I did a GOYLA this morning and landed a 26 1/2 inch speckled trout about 0900.

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  3. cold spells don't last, you'll have that boat in the wadder soon so rest your back now billy. good luck fishin.

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  4. It is freezin' cold right across the South! It looks like a New Year's Eve here in Palm Springs huddled around the electric heater inside watching the ball drop on TV.

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  5. Hi, Billy Bob! Looked for a post today. Wonder if you are frozen, or just getting ready to party tonight! Another year gone already. They do fly by fast, don't they? Even though some days---the not so good ones--- seem to drag when they're happening. Happy 2015!!

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