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Sunday, December 21, 2014

Merry Christmas to all an' to all...have a happy holiday.

Since there ain't nuttin go'n on at MY house, I'm gonna go peep'n through winders an' see what's go'n on in YOUR house. Please turn on your porch lights so's I don't go fall'n over stuff lay'n in the yard.

Some the blogs, mine included, there ain't much use in look'n in the winders. Nuttin changes. Eat supper, watch TV an' go to bed. That's what we been do'n at Billy Bob's house anyhows. Even Sadie Mae just lays there on the dashboard every night, watch'n them cats through the windshield out there in the yard run'n round, an' she never say a dad gum thing. That's NOT my Sadie Mae. She's a cat chas'n dog. Or WAS a cat chas'n dog. When god invented cats, he did it to entertain dogs. So don't be pissed off at Sadie Mae for chas'n 'em.

Ha, what a waste. All that clean'n, pick'n up tools an' "wimmins" stuff I did a few days ago, you would never know it today. If'n "yo mama" could see it today, she would have herself a hissy fit. You do recall she is the one who detail cleaned "da house" over there in Georgia. It don't take the old Billy Bob long to construct a complete disaster in such a small area. I don't even have enough room on the desktop to work on the tug boat.

I don't know how other folks think bout Christmas, but on my end, I hope it's over pretty dad gum soon. There is no Christmas spirit like there was when I was grow'n up. All it is now is..."let's go to the mall an' spend a couple thousand dollars". Now I ain't talk'n bout us older folk that still recall the family get'n together, meet'n at the Christmas tree at 6am open'n a few presents for the kids, eat'n up a big ol' Christmas dinner an' celebrating what Christmas is all about. Sing'n carols an' stuff like that. I'm talk'n bout the younger generation that have took Christ out of Christmas an' replaced him with "Amazon.com", "Happy Holidays"...Walmart an' Target.....an' Mc Donald's happy meal Christmas dinners.
Grrrrrrrr....bah hum bug!!!

With the rains we have had, I have had to sweep the floor every day. Grass clip'ns an' mud. It don't take long ya know. Before ya know it, ya don't need a broom, ya need a dad gum rake. With Sadie Mae go'n in an' out the door a hunnert times a day, roll'n in the grass, walk'n through mud puddles, it don't take long. Then there's the daily company that tracks in more mud an' grass clip'ns. It never ends.

Ok, that's it for the day. I wish each an' every one of ya a old timey Merry Christmas an' may all your holiday festivities be happy ones.  

9 comments:

  1. Dont know if yall have these little burr thingys that dry out and turn into hundreds of stickers on each one, showed up here a few years ago and are horrible. You cant get em off your shoes til you get on carpet, then you stop on em. They look like those little burrs on 4 leaf clover to start with. Each burr is LOTS of stickers.

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    1. Hi ya Trouble...the only stickers we got at "El Rancho Abraham" is them dad burn mesquite thorns. But not far from here are plenty of grass burrs an' goat heads. Hurt like hell when ya step on 'em barefooted.

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  2. I sure wish I could go back at Christmas time to when I was a kid. Those were the days!!!

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    1. That's because we were kids, and everyone tried to make it a happy holiday for us!

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  3. And a very happy and Merry Christmas to you.
    Mickey

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  4. I'll have to say I'm enjoying the holidays this year, and I haven't spent a fortune (well, maybe close to a small fortune but not quite). I decided pretty much what I wanted to get the grandchildren and set about it - didn't run all over looking for stuff or comparing prices. I really enjoyed being with my kids, grandkids, sisters and nieces last night. They are a good bunch and it's never about money or impressing each other, and I am happy with that.

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  5. Merry Christmas, happy Holidays, etc. to you as well. If you are planning on looking in my windows all you will see are the cats as I'm off to Las Vegas to celebrate a big birthday on Tuesday.

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  6. 'I don't know how other folks think bout Christmas, but on my end, I hope it's over pretty dad gum soon."

    I for one share your sentiments.

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  7. I sure hope "husband in law" does not read your blog....jajajajaja

    If you came and peeped in our window you would be so bored to death, you would probably fall asleep. Only Ralph the cat peeps through the windows to get our attention. However, once he is fed, he doesn't stick around.

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