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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Short an' to the point

Ok Barney, your followers miss you and want you to come back home with your blog.

I ain't been feel worth a crap for the last 4 or 5 days.....closer to a freak'n week. When I was do'n all that strenuous heavy lift'n an' stuff to make repairs to the couch an' reinstall it back in "Sally da house", I'm think'n I did something to my lower back....again. An' it was feel'n sooo good until I did that shit.
My energy level is so low I can hardly open up a can of Campbells Chicken Noodle soup. Seriously, I ain't got enough energy to do nuttin. But....today I feel a little bit better. So we'll see how that works out.

I want you lookie here. UPS just delivered the brand spank'n new awning material. And...."mama nature" just deliver rain for the next few days. That cold front has passed an' warmer weather on the way. Did I tell ya it got down to 31 degs a few nights ago?  Anyhows, I cain't wait to install the new awning material. "Be careful them springs Billy Bob, they can hurt ya".

Couple more days to get that injection in L5 of my lower back. Hope it does some good. Then the next day (friday), I got to be to the hospital to meet up with the hernia doctor. At freak'n 8:30 in the morning. 8:30 in the morn'n I ain't even finish half a cup of coffee. I'm gonna rekon they gonna do a bunch of test an' shit on me, be'n that early in da morn'n. You watch, the first thing they gonna do is suck a quart of blood out me when all they need is a couple drops.

Dad gum Leonard bringed another bird wing in "da house". I done tole him to leave them birds be, but he don't listen to what I says. I rekon if'n ya got a cat, ya also got a bunch of dead birds. But why the hell does he have to bring 'em in the house for me to clean up? Do ya remember the little humm'n bird he bringed for me to see? Sure am glad he didn't kill it.

Bout them meds I was talk'n bout that has dizzy side effects. I still ain't took one yet. But I'm think'n bout it just to see how dizzy they make me. I DO need 'em ya know.

Speak'n of meds. You shoulda see how many bottles I throwed in the dumpster. Side effects suck.

Ok, that bout it for this visit. See ya laters.

 

18 comments:

  1. Yeah Barney we miss Ya!
    Good luck with them tests, soon ya feel better right?

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  2. Yes, Barney. Please reconsider? Everybody has down days once in a while, but we all understand and keep on going down the road together. You make our worlds more fun. Just like this old Billy Bob. When he gets around to posting. I can ask my husband if he wants to see the latest picture of Gavin? He knows exactly who Gavin is. And Sightseer, and the Castle.

    Billy Bob, you are just like my Old Man. When he feels good, he hurries and hurries to get lots of things done. THEN he pays the price with extra pain from overdoing. He does not understand that all of those must do jobs don't have to be done in a day or two. What good will it do me to have a mowed yard, a stained fence, etc. etc. if I am a widow???

    I am always glad to,see a post from you.

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  3. Barney, and Billy Bob, I know I don't post in comments much at all, but I do read both your blogs every time there is a new one, and eagerly look forward to what you have to say. Even if you're not doing exciting stuff, it's like you guys are my pals and I like to see how my pals are doing. And have a "cuppa" in the morning with you.
    Jool in North Texas

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  5. I remember Barney saying something awhile back about spammer's or someone harasing his blog ,guess maybe he showed them?

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  6. I'm one of those who wish you could pace yourself better, You seem to be an all or nothing guy when it come to doing jobs. If you could break the jobs down into smaller steps and only do one step per day maybe you'd get the job done without causing yourself such pain. We'd all like to see you have less pain.

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  7. Yes Barney please put your blog back up. I read your blog every time you post and sure hope all is well with you.
    I really enjoy your writing style Billy Bob and have read most of your archived posts. Hope things can improve for you and maybe you can catch one of them 14 LB bass.

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  8. Well said Billy Bob! It's a poor feeling clicking on the link to a favorite blog & finding it gone. Please reconsider your decision Barney.

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  9. Me too Barney! I read both you guys blogs but never post. Been reading for 5 or 6 years.

    misterclean2 in Austin,TX

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  10. My life became devastated when my husband sent me packing, after 8 years that we have been together. I was lost and helpless after trying so many ways to make my husband take me back. One day at work, i was absent minded not knowing that my boss was calling me, so he sat and asked me what its was all about i told him and he smiled and said that it was not a problem. I never understand what he meant by it wasn't a problem getting my husband back, he said he used a spell to get his wife back when she left him for another man and now they are together till date and at first i was shocked hearing such thing from my boss. He gave me an email address of the great spell caster who helped him get his wife back, i never believed this would work but i had no choice that to get in contact with the spell caster which i did, and he requested for my information and that of my husband to enable him cast the spell and i sent him the details, but after two days, my mom called me that my husband came pleading that he wants me back, i never believed it because it was just like a dream and i had to rush down to my mothers place and to my greatest surprise, my husband was kneeling before me pleading for forgiveness that he wants me and the kid back home, then i gave Happy a call regarding sudden change of my husband and he made it clear to me that my husband will love me till the end of the world, that he will never leave my sight. Now me and my husband is back together again and has started doing pleasant things he hasn't done before, he makes me happy and do what he is suppose to do as a man without nagging. Please if you need help of any kind, kindly contact Happy for help and you can reach him via email: happylovespell2@gmail.com

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    1. Perhaps comments like the one above are indicative of why Barney has left us.

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  11. hi BB. hey i can see that you figured out how to get a X back in your blog ! it might not be the same font , at lest it works for me , brilliant BB. .

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  12. hi BB. yes i do know that it was nice to here from good old fat man barney and you was so very good friends , i miss the times you would camp out together and he would meet you before you got to sinton tx . and as i can see every one is sad that he doesn't continue to blog . i sure hope you reconsider BARNEY and come back to the your blogging friends ! thanks barney in advance for at least your reconsidering . take care BB. and barney .

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  13. hi BB. i am sorry to here that you are not felling as good as you where a week ago because i was going to come to yo mama's and drive you back to south texas and put you to work helping me turn a 53 foot reefer trailer into a toy-box . only recreational vehicle peoples know what a toy-box means ,right BB. ? ok BB. take care and get feeling better soon so i can come and kid-nap you and put you to work as my slave .lol.

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  14. two of my favorite bloggers are bb and old fat man. i hope barney will come back with his blog soon. my best to you bb, take better care of them ole bones, you ain't a spring chicken any more. lol

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    1. Piggy backing again. Ok OFM Adventures is coming back.

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