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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Broke down fish pole



Ok Billy Bob, now what ya gonna do since ya broke yer fish pole???
"I knows 'zackly what I gonna do. Gonna go to Walmart and buy me a new one".
And that exactly what I do. But...ya know how it is when ya ain't been to Walmart in a long time...ya buy stuff. Stuff ya don't need. Costed me almost a hunert dollar just so's I can fish and catch no fish. I always been want'n one them fancy spin reels...now I got one. Plus a brand spank'n new fish pole just like the one I broke. Well...the pole ain't broke, but I done wore the reel slap out. Then....I had to have me some more bait to throw out in da water where there ain't no fish. Yep...old Billy Bob all ready to catch me a bunch of fish. Now, what I were think'n while I was sit'n out there fish'n, was what more could an old retired fart want out of life sides lay'n back and do'n nuttin? Here what I have to look at all day...can't beat that with a big ol' stick.


Plumb forgot to take anything out the freezer for supper, so ya know what I gonna be eat'n. Well, I doctor up that pot of burn chili with a can of maters, pick out all them black burn thingys, cook me up a batch of elbow noodle thingys and there ya have it.....supper. Still sucks!!!

6 comments:

  1. BB you got to spit on that bait before you toss it in. Don't you just love going to wal-mart all that fishing stuff to pickup and look at.

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  2. Your pic of the lake looks a little lopsided. Bet all them fish went downhill to the left. Wonder if that is a good fishing spot?

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  3. River...the problem old Billy Bob has is when he picks up that stuff to look at, it ends up in the buggy.

    Karen...don't ya know by now that anything I do is a mite lopsided???
    I weren't gonna post that pic for that exact reason...the water was run'n out the end it were com'm in.

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  4. BB what are you doing down there at Fortuna Pond, sleeping in late then going out for breakfast and then hanging around the bait shop trying to find out what bait to use. I keep checking in all day long for an update on your blog,but you must be taking long naps because you don't do nutting until dark.

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  5. BB, you like swaking them imaginary golf balls on the doodad you have hooked up to your TV. Ever thought about coming up with a fishing deal like that. Back years ago I had a fishing game on my old BBS where people could pick between dozens of places to fish and for the time it was a hoot. Surely they have something a lot better now days and you could go fishing anywhere and when you got through open a can of sardines in Louisiana hot sauce and pretend you caught them.

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  6. BB, I like your fishing stories, nice pond to fish. Are you living out of the camper?

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