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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Wait'n on da porch

Wait'n on da porch for my son to drop by and visit his daddy. I think I gonna "make" him take me to Kennasaw, Ga. to the hobby shop. It's certain he ain't gonna be in no shape to help my take the lift kit off of "that jeep" since he went fish'n on his brand spank'n new pontoon boat last night....with a case of Budweiser and some worms. Bet ya a dollar he didn't catch no fish.

I was think'n.....if all my little ailments would hit me all at one time, would I have a week of 6 good days and only one bad? But no, it's one a day. Today it's my big ol' swoled up toe. You know, right there in that joint. Author-itis or something like that. Ya see, it's like this.....years ago in the dead of winter, my door was froze shut on my truck. To break it loose, I kicked it.....really hard....big ol' dent. Thought I broke my toe....boy howdy that hurt. Ever since then, my toe has hurt....not every day, but it comes and goes. And when it comes, it feels just like the day I kicked the door.

After watch'n the news, I decided I'm gonna take up deer hunt'n. Gonna buy me a brand spank'n new AK-47 semi automatic high power deer hunt'n rifle. Years ago when I was a teenager, I went deer hunt'n and got myself real good lost. I'm talk'n lost, not just can't find my way out, but LOST. Swore I would never go deer hunt'n again. But as I get a little older, I'm think'n deer hunt'n would be a good past time....good exercise ya know....try'n to find your way out the woods and back to camp.

Ate me up a great big ol' cucumber right out of "yo mama's" garden last night. Now let me tell ya bout cucumbers. Every time old Billy Bob eats a cucumber, he get them stomach pains....gas and stuff. Re-eat that cucumber all night long. Well, it worked last night. Up half the night eat'n acid reducers and drink'n Malox...or something like that. Then when I got up this morning, my eyes refused to open. Put on a pot of what turned out to be mud, set down on the couch, turn on TV and went out like a light. Best one hour of sleep I had in a month.


 

5 comments:

  1. Bill,
    Ever try the burpless cucumbers, some places call them English cucumbers. I have a hiatal hernia and thats the only kind I can eat that doesn't tear me up. Plus very few seeds and if there are they're tiny. But you're a g ourmet cook, so you probably know all this!

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  2. Lock and Load Billy Bob!!! Yep, go ahead and buy you an AK and see how fast you start getting stopped for license check.. :-) Hell, if you cain't hit a deer with your first shot, how ya gonna hit him with all the others? LOL LOL

    I'm telling you ,, you need to bitch slap that kid of yours and get his Butt in gear and help out his ole Papa and haul you upto the hobby shop!!

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  3. OK< When you get back from all the Fathers Day doings with the kids.. Tell us all about it and show us some pictures..

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  4. Dropped by to wish you a happy Father's Day.

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  5. You need to teach your dogs to fish like this.

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