Well I have a fish'n boat on the way.This gonna be my authentic skinny water, go anywhere bass fish'n boat powered by Billy Bob hisself. What a deal.
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Thursday, April 14, 2011
What the hell ya do'n Wayne??
Boy howdy, let me tell ya bout an exciting morning. Thursday is golf ball swak'n day ya know and we was there right on time. Old Fat Man Barney was wear'n two pretty white golf'n gloves and a heavy winter coat...with a frown on his face. He weren't too happy. Well hell no, the wind was blow'n. Not just a little 15 mph breeze, but blown'n a storm. But we tee'd off anyhows not know'n where the ball was gonna go. By the third hole, "pesky neighbor" Wayne done pick up his golf ball. I says...."what the hell ya do'n Wanye"??? He done quit. He start his whin'n bout he couldn't see, his back hurt, he had a headache....all sorts of excuses. Well hell, a couple year ago we was swak'n golf balls in the dead of winter, cold, windy and all sorts of nasty stuff, but we played a full 18 holes....didn't quit. In the mean time Barney still had a frown on his face....he weren't happy. Bout the 6th hole, old Billy Bob done had enough of this abuse too. Game over!!!
Now all I gotta do is find a place with water....maybe a few fishes to catch. Is there any way to get out of this thing without falling in the water?? That's the problem I have with my el cheapo blow up boat. Fall'n in cold water ain't my idea of hav'n fun. Oh, did I mention I can put a motor on the back this thing and leave the oars at home??? Go a hunert mile a hour....yee ha!
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You got enough lung power to blow that thing up? I mean after BS'n with all your friends. Maybe you could get Windy Bob to help, being his name is Windy.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO,,,hth u gonna get a fish into that thang and not go over??? Please please, rig up a cam...hahahahaha,,,
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your new yacht. You will enjoy it on the calm water.
ReplyDeleteWayne just probably wanted to go have a cold adult drink and get out of the sun.
ReplyDeleteDoes that thing come with outriggers? and a Life jacket? You need both!!! Can't wait till you put a hole in it with a fish hook. :-)
ReplyDeleteOH oh.. now you gotta CHOOSE!
ReplyDeleteOn calm days---- you will have to decide: golf or your little boat?
Because... we had one of those and they only paddle good when it's a calm day. Any bit of sideways breeze and the thing won't go straight! Then little molded gunwales on the bottom don't hold it on course too well.
We gave ours away to the kids!
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Wear your waders! I had one of them things and there are only about two or so ways to get out, wet and wetter. No matter what you do unless someone has a handy crane available, you are going in the water. Either turn sideways and stand up or straddle it and stand up, preferably either way should be done in the shallowest water available. I seen some trying to climb out and up or down onto the dock ifn one is available. Not a pretty sight, and them baloons definitely don't like anything stickin out of the dock like nails, splinters, and screweds, which is what you are when you hit one.
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