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Monday, April 18, 2011

Wind??? What wind?

Boy howdy is it windy or what? I been back in Deming almost a month now and the wind ain't quit blow'n yet. I stopped all outside activities, such as mow'n the yard, my daily walk around the block, wash'n an wax'n "da house", golf ball swak'n and fly'n a kite. Most days are only bout 25 mph average, but then there's days like today when the wind blows. Of course we haven't had any tornadoes or hurricanes yet.

Well today is the day. My "blow up" will arrive by UPS this afternoon. Boy howdy am I gonna have some fun with that thing. Of course I'm gonna need a sturdy paddle and maybe some rope....not whips and chains. Find me a nice secluded spot where there ain't no body to watch.....uh huh, gonna be some fun.
We talk'n bout a boat ya bunch of perverts.

9 comments:

  1. And a PFD. We don't want your worthless hide to drown and pollute some decent body of water.

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  2. Don't try to pick that inflated thing up with that wind blowing. And, if you find a big body of water, the wind should take you in the direction you don't want to go. . .

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  3. Well one thing about it, if you never put it in the water, you could fill it with water and take a bath in it. :-)

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  4. Sounds like you need a sail for it.

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  5. R u really gonna get out on the water in that thang? Please Please have someone to film this. hahahaha

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  6. hate to say it, but my first thought, is "Your gonna kill yourself in that darn thing"

    So does this wind thing keep happening in September in those parts?

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  7. Ok, here's the deal, I ain't going fish'n in the wind. Thought about a sail, but that means wind.

    The wind ALWAYS blows in Deming....I think even September.

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  8. With all of the hot air that you have, it didn't take no time to inflate that boat did it?

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  9. "The wind ALWAYS blows in Deming....I think even September."

    Billy Bob has said this straight out, no lie. The wind ALWAYS blows in Deming the only questions are from which direction and how hard.

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