Well boy howdy, I want you look out there in the yard. Great big ol' mud puddles from all that rain last night. Hmmmmm, I got to drive through them mud puddles....sink down to the axle. Well, maybe I wouldn't sink down to the axles, but I betcha a dollar I gonna leave big ruts in the yard if'n I drive "da house" across it. *Check the weather forecast* Hmmmm....winds 15 to 20 out of the north an' more thunderstorms predicted.
Yesterday afternoon I got myself a really bad belly sick. After I ate me up a can of spaghetti an' meatballs an' a couple fresh baked chocolate covered donuts. Damn them donuts was good. Then I feel "rumbles" build'n in my belly....there's a sick come'n on. By 6pm, I had dumped all that stuff in the nearest trash can. I ain't stick'n my head in that stink'n commode in the bathroom....nope, ain't gonna do that. What's the old say'n???.....been there done that.
"So Billy Bob, what ya gonna do now"? First thing I gonna do is take me some alka seltzer to calm down my belly. Just sit'n here watch'n that "plop plop fizz fizz" makes me feel better already.
Speak'n of Alka seltzer, did I ever tell ya bout the time? Me an ' my buddy was sit'n in a little cafe hav'n a coffee break. He goes off to the restroom. I'm sit'n there look'n at his coffee cup......hmmmmm, alka seltzer time. Right bout the time he sits back down, I drops a seltzer tablet in his steam'n hot cup of coffee. It begins to "boil" foam up over the rim of the cup....an' all over the table top. He's say'n "what the hell"....an' back'n up. Try it some time....cool.
So there you have it, yesterdays tomorrow is not today. There's always tomorrow ya know.
Yesterday afternoon I got myself a really bad belly sick. After I ate me up a can of spaghetti an' meatballs an' a couple fresh baked chocolate covered donuts. Damn them donuts was good. Then I feel "rumbles" build'n in my belly....there's a sick come'n on. By 6pm, I had dumped all that stuff in the nearest trash can. I ain't stick'n my head in that stink'n commode in the bathroom....nope, ain't gonna do that. What's the old say'n???.....been there done that.
"So Billy Bob, what ya gonna do now"? First thing I gonna do is take me some alka seltzer to calm down my belly. Just sit'n here watch'n that "plop plop fizz fizz" makes me feel better already.
Speak'n of Alka seltzer, did I ever tell ya bout the time? Me an ' my buddy was sit'n in a little cafe hav'n a coffee break. He goes off to the restroom. I'm sit'n there look'n at his coffee cup......hmmmmm, alka seltzer time. Right bout the time he sits back down, I drops a seltzer tablet in his steam'n hot cup of coffee. It begins to "boil" foam up over the rim of the cup....an' all over the table top. He's say'n "what the hell"....an' back'n up. Try it some time....cool.
So there you have it, yesterdays tomorrow is not today. There's always tomorrow ya know.
That was a neat trick, plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what fun. . . That was funny. If you have to drive through some soft wet spots, put some plywood down.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, if you don't have plywood, take some siding off the closest house or shed (grin).
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about the best laid plans...
ReplyDeleteBetter luck tomorrow!
You need a change of scenery, Billy Bob. Is it supposed to be raining all the way to Deming, or can you drive out of it soon enough?
ReplyDeleteRelax take it easy and move on down the road when them spirits hit ya!
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