Ok, what day is it? Ha, that reminds me of the commercial, but I didn't know today was "hump day" (camel "what day is it"). Not until I cheated an' look on my computer....today is Wednesday. There ain't nuttin special bout today that I need to know what day it is. It's just another day....right?
I was sit'n over there on the couch with my eyes closed, chin hang'n down on my chest, not quite asleep....I was swak'n golf balls. I'm think'n maybe Friday will be a good day for golf....if'n it don't rain.
I got me some golf clubs in my bag what I don't hit very well. You know, BaBaaam, I hit a tree or something like that. Time to take 'em out I rekon. "Ya cain't play golf with only one club Billy Bob".
If you're think'n bout go'n fish'n, no....it's too nasty cold for that. Now when I was younger, worked at the University of Texas in Port Aransas, I would go fish'n almost every night. Had me a little 800 watt generator an' a 500 watt quartz light. Boy howdy did them trout like that light. In the dead of winter, bout 55 degs or so, I was out on the pier fish'n. Hang my fish off the pier on a long rope. Did you know, dolphins would come up there an' strip all my fish slap off that rope in one bite? I don't do that kind of stuff no more. But I sure do miss it.
I sure would like to go fish'n. I'm think'n maybe this weekend would be a good time to go. I don't keep fish no more ya know. I fish for the sport, catch an' release. If'n I get really lucky an' catch me one, I just unhook it an' throw it back. Try to catch me another one. Boy howdy, I sure would like to go catch me up some fish.
Yeah, I'm bored all to hell an' gone. Clean'n house don't do nuttin for boredom, so I ain't gonna do no housework. I smell like a damned old goat, so I ain't gonna go out in public. Gonna freeze to death when I come out the shower. I ain't got no hobby projects to keep me busy, although I sure would like to have me a remote control helicopter.
I was sit'n over there on the couch with my eyes closed, chin hang'n down on my chest, not quite asleep....I was swak'n golf balls. I'm think'n maybe Friday will be a good day for golf....if'n it don't rain.
I got me some golf clubs in my bag what I don't hit very well. You know, BaBaaam, I hit a tree or something like that. Time to take 'em out I rekon. "Ya cain't play golf with only one club Billy Bob".
If you're think'n bout go'n fish'n, no....it's too nasty cold for that. Now when I was younger, worked at the University of Texas in Port Aransas, I would go fish'n almost every night. Had me a little 800 watt generator an' a 500 watt quartz light. Boy howdy did them trout like that light. In the dead of winter, bout 55 degs or so, I was out on the pier fish'n. Hang my fish off the pier on a long rope. Did you know, dolphins would come up there an' strip all my fish slap off that rope in one bite? I don't do that kind of stuff no more. But I sure do miss it.
I sure would like to go fish'n. I'm think'n maybe this weekend would be a good time to go. I don't keep fish no more ya know. I fish for the sport, catch an' release. If'n I get really lucky an' catch me one, I just unhook it an' throw it back. Try to catch me another one. Boy howdy, I sure would like to go catch me up some fish.
Yeah, I'm bored all to hell an' gone. Clean'n house don't do nuttin for boredom, so I ain't gonna do no housework. I smell like a damned old goat, so I ain't gonna go out in public. Gonna freeze to death when I come out the shower. I ain't got no hobby projects to keep me busy, although I sure would like to have me a remote control helicopter.
Have you seen the small RC helicopters? Yep, small enough to fly safely inside Sally D.H. Now that'd make you a grand selfie Christmas gift.
ReplyDeleteNext time you are cleaned up for partaking of life in the Mall, go to Academy or Docks Sporting Goods and check out Underall Base layers. Now, I know you'll be looking tween my ears (Nobody pays $100 for long underwear ... unless they like being warm, that is)
Why dream small, get a full size helicopter with pontoons and you can go fishing anywhere you feel like it. Have you seen those RVs that can also go in the water? You could fish out your front door.
ReplyDeleteDam DD you beat me to those two...I love that $500.000 pusher they say you can take into the water.Yea I can see the rust now just eating away at your new pusher...LOL
DeleteOk non fishing person here..... When you take the hook out of the fish's mouth doesn't it leave a hole that could become infected or impede the fish's ability to eat?
ReplyDeleteHmm. Yeah. I've pondered on that all my life, although there are family fishers surrounding me. Tell us the 'why not' about this Billy Bob.
DeleteKristine barr,
DeleteYou are worried about how getting a lip piercing? It is a not any more of a problem than what you see about 1/2 of the population, under the age of 30, in the United States has done to their bodies.
Are you suggesting that the hook be left in so the fish will look 'cool' to all their best fish friends?
No not really worried. Just thought that throwing them back may be sentencing them to death anyway, so why not keep them and eat them.
DeleteHey Billy Bob see those temps in SW Fla....Looking good hope they stay like that till I get there on the 28th and hold for the next 3 months. Hell shouldn't take SallyMae too much fuel to head down there..
ReplyDeleteGotta just get out more and have some fun maybe?
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