The wheels of time goes on and the grinding of bones continues. Yeah I think that pretty much describes ach'n bones an' sore muscles. That's the way I see it anyhows. Everybody scream'n "ya gotta get exercise....walk, walk, walk". Well, if'n I can be this sore from just sit'n on my ass "do'n nuttin", can you imagine how I would feel if'n I was to take a walk? Damn, forget that.
Ok, what the deal with get'n up a hour before you can see outside. What can ya see in the dark? Nutt'n, that's what. But I did it anyhows. Now that I have screwed up my entire day by get'n up too early, I have to reschedule everything I had planned for the day. What weren't very much to start with. Nuttin excit'n anyhows.
Ok, I have two problems what need some 'splain'n this morn'n. I ain't got the answers. How the hell do you determine if a AGM battery is good or not? Ok, somebody is gonna say to break out a hydrometer. Well no....that won't work. This battery is completely sealed....turn it upside down if'n ya want to. Ya see, when Bro in law give me this battery, he say it brand spank'n new....just need a charge. Well, the damn thing won't take a charge. Why???
The other thing is the "tow in" on "that jeep". Yeah, I'm still work'n on "that jeep" Ya see, when I goes down the road, "that jeep" go anywhere it want to go, not where I'm aim'n at. An' then if'n I happen to hit a "chug hole" or maybe a concrete block, the front end get all nervous an' start jump'n back an' forth....some call that shimmy. I call it "scare the hell out me". Now before y'all make a determination on what wrong, ya got remember I removed the rear sway bar 'cause it were in the way of the "long arm" suspension some fool had installed. Note to readers.....two alignment shops flat refused to attempt to align the front end. Not long ago I removed the 4 inches lift kit, and adjusted the tow in....go down the road straight like a arrow. Yesterday I break out my trusty tape measure and "what the hell", got 1/2 inches tow in. That ain't right. How that happen? This is "that jeep" from hell, so maybe these little things is expected. "Break out the tools Billy Bob".
Remember yesterday morn'n I was tell'n ya there weren't no wind? Well, there weren't any till I load up "that jeep" with all the necessary items to go to the lake to blow up an' launch the "bubba boat". Then it start blow'n a gale....big ol' waves an' stuff....scare hell out them fish. Well, this morn'n there ain't no wind.
I promised myself that todays post would be a short one. So......that's all folks. Maybe.....