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Sunday, July 29, 2012

Hot damn, birthday parties are fun

Yesterdays birthday party was a success. Well it was for the birthday kids an' young folk anyhows. Holy crap, I ain't see so many people in one place in a hunnert year.




This is the birthday girl Rainee....such a cutie.










This handsome little feller is Cooper, the birthday boy, yup, he one handsome dude.
The mother of these gorgeous granyoung'uns, my oldest daughter Doris Lynn....her purty too....huh?

She got them good looks from this old feller........

What more could ya ask for at a birthday party? It were a ton 'o fun day an' I even met some "lookers", church go'n folks and one little girl (bout 18 or so) what look like a redneck hooker (not related)....or something like that. But that ain't the one I got my eye on. I gots to have one what know how to cook, wash winders, sweep an' mop, take the trash out an' fix me a sammich...you know what I'm talk'n bout. Hee hee....here come the Billy Bob. You really don't think I'm serious, do ya???

Yesterday morn'n I took me a bike ride down the street a piece. "You go'n too far Billy Bob, ya gotta peddle this sucker back home ya know". Had to stop a couple time on the way back 'cause my legs was wore slap out.....ain't go'n no further. By the time I got back to "da house", I were in pain, tak'n big ol' deep breaths, heart go'n a hunnert mile a hour......damn, bike ride'n sucks. Gonna have to do me some think'n bout this situation. The way I see it, if'n I take a little ride every day, after bout a hunnert mile or so, my legs gonna be just fine.
"psssst Billy Bob....electric motor".

Speak'n of that bike carrier and those think'n the old Billy Bob didn't take into consideration how low "Billy Bike" is gonna hang, fear not, it plenty high enough. Well, maybe I might raise it up just a smidgen (couple inches) to appease concerning minds. 





13 comments:

  1. Heck BB, you just about old enough to be considered a "sugar daddy" ya know...hahahahah,,better watch it. Don't let those young thangs see you ride that bike!

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    1. I learnt how to be a "sugar daddy" at 58. Now at 70, all I want is a sammich.

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  2. Your grandkids are precious, happy belated birthday to them both!

    Your daughter has her daddy's pretty smile and nose. You have a very nice family Billy Bob, you are one lucky feller :)

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  3. "I gots to have one what know how to cook, wash winders, sweep an' mop, take the trash out an' fix me a sammich...you know what I'm talk'n bout. Hee hee....here come the Billy Bob. You really don't think I'm serious, do ya???"

    jajajaja...that is why I love you Billy Bob, you make me laugh :D You don't want a girlfriend you want a maid!

    To answer your question...Yes, I think you are serious...good luck with the lucky lady :)

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    1. You so sweet MsB. Now go make me a sammich.

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  4. Back the last time I got myself a bike I thought, well, you'll be ok after you ride about a hunnert miles. My legs didn't believe it, and I shoulda listened to them!

    You have a beautiful family, BB. You're pretty good lookin' yourself.

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  5. Kids look like they are having a real good time!

    Birthday parties are memories that will be around for a long, long time!

    Beautiful family there!

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  6. You got cute grand-kids for sure and your daughter is a beautiful lady. She must take after her Mom. . . (grin). OK, just ride that bike a little each day and when you start feeling up to it, add a little until one day you will be able to ride it from Georgia to New Mexico.

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    1. Well Dizzy, her mama was a good looker too.

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  7. Rainee and Cooper are sweethearts...so sweet is their Mama too, she looks like you, how blessed to have such a wonderful family..About the bike just take it around for a few minutes, get off, stretch those legs and walk with it, I got a nice bike I get winded just jump off and walk with it, then I resume my little ride, little and slow will get you anywheres! Happy 5th Birthday to the twins, what darlings they are and there Mama too!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Glad you enjoyed the party after all. Good lookin family too.

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  9. Read your post aloud to Steve... he thinks you are a bit crazy to look for a sweetie cuz you got a great life with no woman harranging you and harping on you to do this and do that!

    (heh heh guess I gave him too long of a Honey-Do List this morning?)

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