I did find something to do yesterday, although I ain't finished it yet. I got stuff lay'n all over the floor. I started pick'n up tools an' stuff, put'n them away, sort'n out nuts an' bolts, screws, electric stuff....etc, etc. Boy howdy, I gifted my son Robert with bout a hunnert dollar worth of stuff I'll never use in a lifetime. Who ever hear of a retired old man with 2 25 foots tape measures? Oh by the way, I bought me up a brand spank'n new 16 foots tape measure the other day. Now I own two. Why do men have to have 2 of everything? I got 2 hacksaws......why???? I got 4 hammers....why??? I got a hunnert screwdrivers. 2 or 3 sets of sockets. I got a impact wrench what ain't been use in years. "Damn Billy Bob, get rid some that stuff". I got stuff I ain't never gonna use.....sheesh!!!!
I got a generator what I need to get rid of. But I don't want to give it to somebody who don't need it. Been tote'n it around for 3 year. It needs to go.
I ain't all excited bout go'n to no birthday party this afternoon. Ya see, my used to be favorite bro in law is gonna be there and the old Billy Bob is piss off at him. Ain't gonna go into no details, but there maybe could be a fist to cuff in my future.Well maybe it won't come to that, but he gonna hear what Billy Bob got to say. Or I could just "suck a egg", ignore him and tolerate his presense. Either way, I ain't gonna be happy.
Maybe I go take a bike ride. Yeah, I think I will.
From my experience with dragging bike wheels on humps and dips on the road, that bike needs to mount as high as you can get it on the carrier. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteYeahhh go take a ride on Billy Bike,,And be good at that bd party,,it's for those 5 year olds. (do it afterwards,,)
ReplyDeleteDitto on both Barney's and Trouble's comments.
ReplyDeleteOh I was going to say, just go for a bike ride!! haha. Mine has another dad blasted flat tire!! Maybe I need TWO bikes! ;-)
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