Anthows, yesterday, me and Barney done figger out we was gonna pull out of here to a new campground bout a hunnert twenty mile to the north. South Llano State park at Junction, Texas on Interstate 10. We run into town to grab us up a hamburger, then decide to drop by a couple campgrounds just to take look see before we make any drastic decisions. Well shoot, the 277 campground look'n pretty good. Got a big ol' road, what used to be under water, for bike riding and fish'n off the bridge, what used to be under water and bout a hunnert places to launch a "bubba boat".....what used to be under water. Why don't we move out here? And that what we did.....pooof, just like that.
Now I have one more really important decision to make. What am I gonna do bout a internet connection in Del Rio. Since I visit this area maybe twicst a year, I need something that will work here. Verizon don't. Sprint do. It may seem like a simple decision, but it ain't. There are places I visit where Verizon do and Sprint don't.
Barney just rolled back into the campground from go'n the the alternator fix'n place. Appointment for tomorrow morn'n at 8am. Probly gonna cost him a good arm an' a leg, but that's the way the tree falls. Auto repair shops see ya com'n a mile away. Boy howdy, I hope they don't see me com'n any time soon.
Got the "bubba boat" battery all charge up full of energy for a jaunt around the lake.....gonna go catch me up some them big ol' bass fishes. Maybe even catch up something that I can eat. I'm a good fish cooker ya know.
Ok, got things to do.
Good luck on the fishing. Now I want to see a picture of a pan full of fish sides. . .
ReplyDeleteDizzy, catch'n fish ain't got nuttin to do with luck. It's mostly how ya call them and how ya hold yer mouth. I useta holler "yee ha...here fishy fishy" then I would let my tongue hang out to one side mt mouth. I suppose people were think'n I were some kind of redneck an' stuff like that, but within a few minutes, I were string'n up a fish on a piece of bale'n wire..
DeleteThe previous reply was actually BB.
DeleteI love fish and that's mostly what I eat, but I have to buy frozen filets because I don't know one end of a fishin' pole from another. And don't even mention putting a worm on a hook!
ReplyDeleteI can see ya now, dig'n that ol' slimy worm out a can an' tie'n that sucker to a hook. All the while that poor ol' worm is scream'n bloody murder. They do that ya know.
DeleteThe previous reply was actually BB.
DeleteI can fish and even catch something (well, actually a FISH) but if I tried to clean the little critter, there probably wouldn't be much left to eat!
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DeleteI know how to clean fish. Really ain't nuttin to it. First ya yank his head slap off....they ain't good to eat ya know. Oh never mind, I'll do it. You can cook a fish cain't ya???
DeleteOk....so I forgot to sign out of OFM Barny's and sign in as myself. Probly somebody gonna say Barney don't talk like that. I were me....the old Billy Bob.
ReplyDeleteWe all kinda got that idea...
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Oh yeah: Barny is a lot more articuket (sic). But the 'ol BB got the "knack". Reach down into that bucket 'an tell us more.
ReplyDelete'specaly 'bout Barnicle Bill.
Mean Gene
I can talk about fishing for hours.
ReplyDelete"why don't MsB have a Sprint air card?"
ReplyDeleteI do not have a Sprint air card because they require a two year commitment and cost more than Cricket. I have been told that both are equally lousy in the Del Rio area.
My Sprint is working flawlessly in the Del Rio area since early 2008. BB seems to be getting along with it when he uses my computer system. My cost for 6 gig is $54 a month.
DeleteOne of the most hilarious blogs to date...Thanks for the laughs today.. :-)
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