Photo memories

"Good morn'n Billy Bob, how are ya"???

Well let me tell ya how I are. Git yerself a cup of coffee an' have ya a seat. I ain't worth a crap....how do that suit ya?
Last night was my second night that my eyes was mess'n with me. Oh shoot, I can see Ok, but they feel like I was in a Deming, New Mexico sand storm.....burn like hell. Water is run'n out 'em. all red an' itches like hell.
Long story short, I didn't sleep any at all last night. I was sit'n here cry'n like a whooped step child. Eye fix it stuff did no good.
Ha, I look like I been on a 3 day drunk. An' I ain't been drunk in a hunnert years.  

Man boy howdy, watch'n photos flash up on the computer screen (screen saver) sure do bring back some great memories. Shoot, I been all over the place. Ya see, I got all my photos in one folder. Ha, named it "photos". My screen saver is set up to show me them photos in random order. One minute I'm in Las Vegas, Nevada an' a few seconds later I'm fish'n at the "danc'n trees" in north Georgia.
Anyhows, I sit here an' watch them photos for HOURS last night....weren't a damn thing on the TV. I feeled good watch'n my screen saver flash'n memories at me an' then do'n me some think'n bout all them places I been in the last 13 years. Just think'n here....I been right bout 90,000 miles in that time.

My first 3 years was travel'n all over the place in Alice. We didn't mess around, we traveled. Right at 45,000 miles in them 3 years an' hunnerts of "places of interest". State parks, national parks....Walmarts an' Taco Bells. Also a whole bunch of places of UNinterest. Have ya ever been to the state of Kansas? I made a special trip to Kansas one time....just to see Dodge City. Dodge City sucks. They had a rodeo I went to. Shoot, they cain't even ride a cow but for a few seconds in Dodge City.

I used to ride cows ya know. Not big cows....but cow puppys. Soon as mama cow wold drop that cow puppy on the ground, I was put'n on my rid'n gear. In bout 3 or 5 days, that puppy was ready to ride. As soon as mama cow would head off to the other side the corral to talk with the girls, I was climb'n aboard me a cow puppy. I'm gonna be a rodeo star.....Yeee Har!!! 6 year old rambunctious little boys think like that ya know.

Oh oh, here come mama cow. An' she pissed. I run like hell lickity split for the fence. I gotta git out of here right now. I'm halfways under that fence an'....she got me. Sent me to sail'n. One them barb wire thingys got me too. I'm scream'n "MOMS". You folks new to Billy Bob's Place don't know Moms do ya?

Got me another fix it list started. 'Sally da house" needs some attention. Ya see, I was git'n in one them basement compartments look'n for bicycle parts. Hmmm....that don't look right. The big slide out is sit'n too low an' a piece of trim stuff is all bended up an' the bottom seal is tore. Almost 3 years ago, we had this slide out sit'n on a bench table. Replac'n some rotted flooring in the kitchen. Well guess what, the slide out needs to sit on a bench table again. That trim piece an' seal will be replaced...or Billy Bob fixed. A 1/2 inch will be added to the bottom of the slide floor. Raise it up that 1/2 inch ya know. The bedroom slide has a "sit too low" situation too. That one, the bed has to be completely disassembled to get to all the stuff that make it go in an' out. Replace a tore seal too. "Sally da house" has got to last as long as I do. She needs fixed. Well made slide outs wouldn't need no fix'n.

Shoot, I'm sleepy....see ya laters.