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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Poop update.......Production in progress....dishes are done an' stuff like that

All them nasty dirty clothes is sit'n back there in the clothes basket on the bed. All warshed up an' dried an' folded up an' smell sooo good. Anything what don't stink, smell sooo good ya know.
I don't use them "smell good" thingys ya put in the dryer, I just go with the "clean" smell an' I'm good to go. But let me tell ya bout the time....first mate Vickie Lynn warsh up a couple loads an' she toss some them "smell so good" thingys in there. My dad gum underdrawers smell like a bouquet of flowers. Men don't wear underdrawers that smell like flowers.....period....simple as that. Have ya ever been sit'n in a bar an' the big ol' burly biker feller sit'n next to ya says...."hey man, you smell like a flower"? Need I say more? 

Stopped off at the hardware store yesterday an' pick me up a couple 5 gallon buckets with odor seal'n lids. You know what I'm gonna do don't ya? I ain't never see nobody put poop black water in 5 gallon buckets before, but I been in this situation on more than one occasion. It's not a good situation to be in. I'm sure you are on pins an' needles want'n to know how this task turns out, so I'll keep ya well informed as it progresses.

See that bulldozer up there? A follower did that for me. A few years ago I had me one them Paint Shop programs on my computer. I could do all kinds of stuff with it....just like the pic above. An' I was good at it. Back then, you could download a 30 day Paint Shop program an' download a illegal code for it an' you got yerself a hi dollar program. Cain't do that no more.....shoot!!!
But anyhows, the reason I put it up there is that my mind went off on buy'n up a little piece of property again. I fount one, right here in Texas. Not too far from a Super Walmart, a short drive to water, a few trees an' set up for a mobile home. Water, electric an' septic. They only want $60,000 for it. Ha, the stock market keep go'n down, I won't be able to afford more than a couple hunnert dollar or so.

After my talk with Robert an' him set'n me up with a camp'n site, I got to think'n...."you gonna be stuck in Georgia". I got stuck in Deming, New Mexico one time an' I don't want to do that again. Not only do I have kids an' grandkids in Georgia, I got kids an' grandkids in Texas. This makes for some very hard decisions.....where to plant my ass.

I don't like think'n of where to plant my ass, but what else am I to do? I cain't do diddly squat no more when it comes to go'n to excit'n places down the road. Shoot, I ain't even got enough air left to blow up a dad gum "bubba boat". My back aches an' pains limit me to bout 10 minutes on my feet an' I got to go sit down. Takes hours to break camp. Four days just to warsh up a sink full of dirty dishes. I betcha a dollar, if'n I was to see me some sunshine, it wouldn't take quite that long. But anyhow's I ain't give up yet. Ha ha, just slow down to a crawl.

Ok, I got me a really nasty job to perform. Damn, just the thought makes me sick an' wanna puke.
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Poop Black water update.....
All is fine, the old Billy Bob know something bout shit. I took me some precautions before I pull the drain handle. Made sure the flex drain line would now stretch out to 25 feet long, placed a piece of plywood under the hose so it would be a down hill run all the way into the bucket....an' I stay way back in case that stuff splash an' get all over me. Ha, not a drop. Everthing go according to plan. I got me 8 gallons of liquid poop sealed up in them buckets for sale real cheap like. Now I can relax stress free.


17 comments:

  1. Black tanks should have built in macerator pumps. Have you considered getting one, you could ven pump in those 5 gallon bucket or if your close enough to a bathroom, rn a garden hose and pump right ia the john. A lot neater then the 3" dump valve outlet.

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    1. Yes I've looked into the "grind that stuff up" pumps. But I would have to do some intensive plumbing changes for it to work.

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  2. Billy Bob, let us both thank our lucky stars that we are still above ground. I have so many of your/same issues and we both probably know the main reason BUT apparently neither of us is going to stop.

    "smell so good" thingys I don't use them either; always had my suspicion they were not good; then read article of what those 'thingys' contain. Yep! They are very harmful to us. Here we go again - it's all about the money, honey. I'm as back to nature as one can get, ridding myself of those chemical items on the markey. Next I'm trying a substitute to replace shampoo - betcha it works too. btw, I make a fantastic Itch Tea that works better, faster than any product to buy; plants/herbs are free and nontoxic. Good stuff. Haven't had the 'crud'/flu/colds in quite a long spell. I abstain from those flu vaccines filled with mercury.

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    1. Sissy honey, we gonna make it. For a while anyways. Only thing we got to do is keep truck'n. You DO know how to drive a truck don't ya?

      Bout all them chemicals. Ain't no way in hell I'm gonna read every label on everthing I buy. I made it this far eat'n an' apply'n chemicals to my body, I can make it the rest the way.

      Ha, your hair don't care what you're gonna warsh it with. All it cares is that ya rinse it all out.

      For crud/colds an' flu, I saturate my body with vitamin 'C'. Ain't had none that stuff in over 15 years. Nope, closer to 20. One little sniffle, I grabs holt to my "C" bottle.

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  3. WELL, did I ever forget to spell check! Sorry, I'm not going to fix it now.

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  4. In that header picture it looks like you are dressed for the job. . .

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    1. I always dress for the job Dizzy......only the jobs don't usually fit my dress code.

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  5. I use unscented laundry detergent and no fabric softener. Same with bath soap and other stuff. No perfumes... nothing scented... in our place. But it's because of allergies... I've had to change seats in buses, church and even restaurants because of other folks scents. Sounds gross, but I could haul off a load of crap easier than be around flowery smelling clothes. About that photo.... what a hoot!

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    1. I don't use bar soap to shower with. Shampoo does a wonderful job. The last bottle I buy is shampoo/bath an' body....or something like that.

      In south Texas, 90% of the Mexican wimmins wear that cheap $1 a bottle perfumes from Walmart. Now I like the hell out Mexican wimmins, I just cain't stand the smell. Natural is the best smell'n perfume ever invented. Hint hint!!!

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  6. I we don't use them smelly things , makes me sneeze and itchy eyes.
    Good luck with that black water.
    We have a guys around here rents out portable toilets, and will come pump us out for $20.00, No muss no fuss and don't have to go anywhere, maybe you could find somebody like that there?

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    1. Black water came out just fine. Better than expected.

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  7. I have great smelling laundry because I hang it out to dry in the sun.

    I've got a kid & grandsons in New York, and 3 kids, 4 granddaughters and a grandson in California, and a granddaughter in Philadelphia. I know how a person can be torn between living one place or another. I hope you figure something out so you can split the time between Georgia and Texas.

    And finally, you're better off if that burly guy next to you at the bar says "hey man, you smell like a flower", rather than, "Mmmmm, you smell soooo good. Move a little closer." (how fast can Billy Bob haul ass outta that bar?)

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    1. While I was stuck over there In Deming, I figgered I would save me a couple bucks an' line dry my bluejeans. I went out to take 'em off'n the line an' them suckers was stiff as a 2x4 board. Never again will I put clothes on a clothes line to air dry. Ha, that's why God invented clothes dryers.

      That's why it's such a hard decision where to go. A 50/50 deal would be bout Louisiana somewheres.

      LOL bout the guy in the bar. That was what I was gonna say to start with....along them lines.

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  8. Where to go where to go... Last year I met a guy in Rockport who had a travel trailer there year round & another in Illinois, year round. They had a comfortable drive from their summer home to their winter home every year and could spend the good season at home with the family.
    Just a thought.

    It looks like Bat Masterson is driving a tractor on your header photo. Looks good!

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  9. Are you thinking of settling permanently in GA? Just wondering. Always thot you were staying in TX to do that.

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  10. You don't sell anything worthless cheap! You just set it out and put a for sale sign on it {$100 dollars} and by morning someone will have come by and stole it.

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