Old Billy Bob like things old, but thought I would give this new updated version of post editor a try. Don't know what I'm do'n, but what the hell, I usually don't anyhows. The first thing I gonna try is post'n a pic I took last year while I was on "da beach" in Port Aransas, Texas. Well crap....it ain't do'n what they said it would do. Gonna have to "spearmint" with this thing.
Ok...let me see what this button do....Well, I want ya lookie here......what the hell??? Ok....that took care that!!!
Woke up again this morn'n. Boy howdy, that good news. Last night were one them "scary" nights when ya combine all your thoughts into one dream. Holy cows, Billy Bob in trouble. Actually, it were a nightmare. I were camped on a little piece of land, mind'n my own business, look'n out across the water from some little island in the Pacific Ocean. Ok, how the hell I get way out here in a motorhome? I had the solar over all set up to cook me some kind'a fresh caught weird look'n fish...with big fierce look'n teeth. It were rain'n like a cat and a dog and the solar oven caught on fire.....(it's a dream ya know, these things happen in dreams). Here come the fire department, Coast Guard and the Texas Rangers....all in little boats with red and blue lights flashing. "Sally da house" had done sunk up to the windshields and Lug Nut had done turned into a full fledged fire breath'n pit bull chas'n some guy in a pin striped suit on a bicycle. Next thing I knowed, I was sit'n at some big airport with rags for clothes begg'n for change for a cup of coffee. That's when I had to get up and go pee.
Speak'n of solar oven, what ya think bout us cook'n up something today? I know, 
I got a big chunk of beef brisket what been in the freezer for months. Yep, that what we gonna do. But I got to thaw it out first...froze solid as a brick. The oven is already up to 250 degs, (9am) so's by the time this thing thaws, the oven will be ready. Need room in the freezer anyhows for all this other stuff I bought at Walmart the other day.
I got a big chunk of beef brisket what been in the freezer for months. Yep, that what we gonna do. But I got to thaw it out first...froze solid as a brick. The oven is already up to 250 degs, (9am) so's by the time this thing thaws, the oven will be ready. Need room in the freezer anyhows for all this other stuff I bought at Walmart the other day.Yesterday I had a visitor from LA what come by to see old Billy Bob. Mark (OGT) and I drove up the road to Bombay Beach for breakfast at the American Legion....right at bout 9:30 10oclock. There were a guy pound'n a piano and sing'n some "bar" songs, some old timers sit'n on "da porch" smok'n and drink'n beer....at 9:30 10 oclock and a crowd of people inside eat'n up and drink'n weak coffee. Went back to "da house", sit around jaw'n and tell'n tales. Thanks for the visit OGT!!!
It were strange at the breakfast place, but fun. My breakfast was better. lol
ReplyDeleteWell at least you were not naked in the dream or at least you did not say so. If'n it weren't for dreams, sometimes like yours sorta, then I'd never have any adventures at all.
ReplyDeleteWeird dream for sure. Someone once said that dreams were out minds way of going crazy to keep us from going insane. And like Bob From Athens said,dang glad you weren't nekkid in your dream.
ReplyDeleteBB, you're dreams sound a lot like some of mine. What bummer, but some are pretty cool. Those don't happen too often though. Just the run of the mill weird dreams like (Rescuing damsels from dragons and so on) or maybe just making a cup and sitting on the porch watching ships float by when they aren't no water for a few hundred miles.
ReplyDeleteWho had the most unbelievable tall tale, you or OGT?
ReplyDeleteBB how will you survive down here without a near by Wally World?
ReplyDeleteGlad you got to spend some time with OGT.
ReplyDeleteDavid, I think Billy Bob will be making monthly trips to Midland/Odessa to get his Walmart "fix", lol.
Everyone of mine were true. lol
ReplyDeleteDid I ever tell you about the time I became a secret agent and saved the world from impending doom?