Holy cows Billy Bob, are ya kick'n the bucket or what?
Ya see, it was like this. Last night I stayed up late. Was up until 4am, but not 'cause I wanted to. If I layed on my left side, I couldn't breath worth a hoot. If I layed on my right side, breathing was better, but still not get'n enough. If I layed on my stomach, my teeth hurted. There was no in between....I weren't going to sleep. Now for the rest of the story...aspirin. If'n ya read the warnings label on a bottle of 500mg. aspirin, ya know you gonna have bleeding at some point. This ain't good. But since my body produces huge quantities of hi octane type "0" blood, I took some aspirin to ease the pain of the teeth aches. Dentist can't see me for another week.
Boy howdy the wind blow'n today. You know what that means, right? Old Billy Bob ain't gonna "do nuttin". Now comes the question, why does the wind blow on a perfectly beautiful day? I could be out there in the yard sun bath'n wear'n nuttin but a pair of "speedos" and cowboy boots. Think bout that for a minute!!!
Just for Dizzy.......solar powered cow head night light. Ya see them red eyes???
Have ya ever got tired? I ain't talk'n bout tired from too much work...Billy Bob ain't gonna do that ya know. What I'm talk'n bout is just tired. Tired of the same old thing every day and the outlook ain't look'n no better as the day passes ya by. Ya get up every morning bout the same time and have nothing to look forward to. Ya ain't got nuttin to do.
Well, old Billy Bob is tired, bored, depressed with life in general, dysfunctional, and sometimes delusional. Ya know what I'm talk'n bout....right? Just wanna lay down and give up. Damn....I need to go see a shrink. Or as Ben says....quit taking birth control pills. "It gonna get better Billy Bob"
Wind or no wind, I'm gonna go outside, sit on "da porch, sip my cup'o and do some think'n.
Shoot,, I think that ole Devil Skull out on your sittin porch is casting evil kryptonite rays outta his eyes!!! That's your problem!! Put a bag over them..
ReplyDeleteHeck Billy-Bob, don't listen to Ben. He is just jealous that he don't have a glowing Devil Skull of his own. I think it is very nice and appropriate for the upcoming holiday and for ever after that. It is keeping evil away. I guess I am a little jealous, too. :o)
ReplyDeleteHell BB! By the time you got through with one of those Psycho-Ologist they'd be locked up in their own Psycho Ward.
ReplyDeleteBB, I think you have hit on the reason I move around so much. Boredom hits me really easy.
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ReplyDeleteJust tee some golf balls up on your porch and go a whack those suckers.
ReplyDeleteJust tee some golf balls up on your porch and go a whackin those suckers.
ReplyDeleteWe all have days when we feel like you are now.
ReplyDeleteI drove all the way back to Houston so I could mow the yard hopefully for the last time this year but I cant bring myself to go outside and tackle the chore :-(
I personally would like to see a picture of you sunbathing in a speedo and cowboy boots, lol!!
Neat looking cow head. Are you planning on handing out candy on Halloween?