I don't usually mention golf in my blog posts, but this morn'n I have a few tips for you amateurs out there.
A) Keep your mind on the game, not the wonderful food down at the Mexican restaurant. I suspect I lost a good 5 strokes by do'n that. Dang, I was get'n hungry.
B) When you're hitting your ball across a water hazard, use a ball that floats.
Ok, that's enough tips for one day. Yesterdays game was not one that needs any explanation.
Me an' OFM Barney sit outside the Mexican restaurant an' we discussed the finer things of life.....our future, our pasts an' our anticipations. Golf was only mentioned onest or twicest. Boy howdy, it's 4:30 pm....we talk a long time.
A quick trip to the auto parts store an' I got me a can of super shiny gloss black paint. I have a project. Paint two golf clubs.
I'm think'n I did a pretty good job for a rookie. Will this paint jobs help my golf'n game? Well sure they will, just like a brand spank'n new club will help. Look out Barney.....today I will be using a brand spank'n new putter. Well, it looks new anyhows.
I know.....I said I was gonna take a little break on my blog posts. Well I did.....for bout one day. But I have shortened them up don't ya think? Ya see, when I start writ'n, one thing leads to another an' before ya know it, ya got a whole page of nonsense. That's what my blog is about ya know....nonsense. Now see what I just did? That last sentence makes me wanna explain exactly what nonsense is an' how it affects Billy Bob's life. But I ain't gonna tell ya.....ya gotta figger it out on your own.
Early to bed an' early to rise. That's a old say'n if'n ya didn't know. Well I ain't never live like that. I go to bed when I damn well please an' I get up somewheres before 9am. Except on a golf'n day. Yes, today is a golf'n day. Anyhows....I sleeped pretty darn good last night. No aches an' pains an' got up to bout a #4 on the pain scale. I can live with that. Swak'n a golf ball, I have some doubts.
Did ya know that older folks have a harder time mak'n important decisions? It ain't like we are young kids no more what can "do anything" an' have no pains or regrets afterwords. There's things us older folk got to worry bout. Like how far is it to Walmart, the hospital, my doctor, the pharmacy and family.....see what I'm talk'n bout. I'm not the only one.
Ok, I'm done. I know I missed something of great importance, but damn, I cain't think of what it may be. Great comments yesterday on "git off the damn phone".
A) Keep your mind on the game, not the wonderful food down at the Mexican restaurant. I suspect I lost a good 5 strokes by do'n that. Dang, I was get'n hungry.
B) When you're hitting your ball across a water hazard, use a ball that floats.
Ok, that's enough tips for one day. Yesterdays game was not one that needs any explanation.
Me an' OFM Barney sit outside the Mexican restaurant an' we discussed the finer things of life.....our future, our pasts an' our anticipations. Golf was only mentioned onest or twicest. Boy howdy, it's 4:30 pm....we talk a long time.
A quick trip to the auto parts store an' I got me a can of super shiny gloss black paint. I have a project. Paint two golf clubs.
I know.....I said I was gonna take a little break on my blog posts. Well I did.....for bout one day. But I have shortened them up don't ya think? Ya see, when I start writ'n, one thing leads to another an' before ya know it, ya got a whole page of nonsense. That's what my blog is about ya know....nonsense. Now see what I just did? That last sentence makes me wanna explain exactly what nonsense is an' how it affects Billy Bob's life. But I ain't gonna tell ya.....ya gotta figger it out on your own.
Early to bed an' early to rise. That's a old say'n if'n ya didn't know. Well I ain't never live like that. I go to bed when I damn well please an' I get up somewheres before 9am. Except on a golf'n day. Yes, today is a golf'n day. Anyhows....I sleeped pretty darn good last night. No aches an' pains an' got up to bout a #4 on the pain scale. I can live with that. Swak'n a golf ball, I have some doubts.
Did ya know that older folks have a harder time mak'n important decisions? It ain't like we are young kids no more what can "do anything" an' have no pains or regrets afterwords. There's things us older folk got to worry bout. Like how far is it to Walmart, the hospital, my doctor, the pharmacy and family.....see what I'm talk'n bout. I'm not the only one.
Ok, I'm done. I know I missed something of great importance, but damn, I cain't think of what it may be. Great comments yesterday on "git off the damn phone".
Dam BB I thought you got a new Putter... Now if you can tell me how not to look up so much that would help. And I just had to buy this older Jeep Cherokee and after buying 3 of these thing I finally ended up with a real POS thank God for Lucas Oil Treatment 75% Lucas 25% 30w just might make it thru the summer...
ReplyDeleteJoey, the trick to not looking up is to shut both eyes when ya hit the ball. Works for me.
DeleteI have my wonders bout these Jeeps. Here I was think'n I got me a "good'un" an' I already spent bout $500 on the damn thing. Hmmmmmm.....what's next?
Floating golf balls, what an idea!
ReplyDeleteAt over $1.50 a ball, floating balls would save a golfer some bucks. It don't matter how hard ya try, your ball is gonna go in the water.
DeleteI hear you were pretty hot on the golf course yesterday. Have a good game today.
ReplyDeleteDo you know what the inside of a golf ball looks like? I cut one open when I was eight yr. (curious kid). It was made up of a million miles of one really skinny rubber band. It took me a long time to unroll that million miles of rubber; very stretchy it was too. I've pondered on this and still haven't figured out the WHY FOR of this mountainous pile of rubber enclosed in such a small white shell.
ReplyDeleteHoping an expert golfer will explain the physics of it for me ; > ) but only when he isn't busy with life. Hmm, maybe the internet will help me.
Ah, the internet, an amazing service. YouTube has a video ("how golf balls are made"). Absolutely nothing like the one I opened.
ReplyDeleteWhat does the guacamole taste like at the Mexican restaurant?
ReplyDeleteWell you havin too much fun there and getting ready to hit the road. Mexican food and all, Maybe some Cajun food along the way?
ReplyDeleteSpiffy looking paint job!
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