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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Been work'n like a girl

Boy howdy, that golf ball swak'n beat the hell slap out me. When I returned to "da house" yesterday afternoon, I was in pain. Took me up a couple them super duty aspirins an' lay myself down on the couch. That where I stay for the rest of the day. Exercise sucks.

Waked up way too early this morn'n. It were still dark out there in the yard. Brewed me up a fresh pot of coffee an' lay back on that couch over there sip'n up a cup an' relax'n. Day dream'n an' think'n. I'm get'n to where I like that couch. Wind is blow'n a hunnert mile a hour, so I won't be go'n outside any time soon. Then I looks around...."holy shit Billy Bob, when ya gonna do some house clean'n to this place"?? Yup, you right, I jump right on it. There dirt, dust an' sand all over the place. God only knows where all that stuff come from.

So I cranks up some cajun on the surround sound.....start do'n girlie stuff. Vacuum clean'n, sweep'n the floor an' mop'n. Wash the dashboard so's it look brand spank'n new. Give the couch a good bath too. Did all that between bout a hunnert 15 minute breaks. Now I'm wored slap out an' my back is kill'n me....and I'm only half ways done. "Tomorrow Billy Bob. If'n ya don't touch nuttin, it gonna still be there tomorrow". What ya think? Tomorrow, or keep abus'n this old body of mine?

Cold front on the way. I'm get'n tired of these daa-gum cold fronts. Just when I get all fired up an' excitis bout nice weather, here come another cold front. I rekon I'll know for certain pretty soon if'n I made a good decision or a bad one by not go'n nowheres yet. I don't mind sit'n here at nephew Joseph's El Rancho Abraham, but I would just a soon be somewheres else moan'n an' bitch'n bout the weather. I don't recall another winter like this one has been. Kind of weird if'n I do say so myself. 

 That's it folks. The old Billy Bob has got to take a nap.

14 comments:

  1. its gotta get better....they are calling for rain here (TN) this weekend and cooler...be glad when this weather makes up my mind :) take care and safe travels

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  2. Have several fellow traveler friends that "had to " head North 3 or 4 weeks ago. Had a list of reasons why..have to open the campground, grandkids, we always head North now, etc.. hee hee hee, they's all sorry they rushed it ! We may not be happy here in the South but we aren't waking up to snow & sleet every morning..Hope ya get warm soon but in the meantime---PEACE.

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  3. Its 4:25 and I just got back from a great afternoon in the bright sunshine while wandering the Lincoln National Forest looking for more free boondocking spots. Lots of them. Sally would fit in just fine.

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  4. "winter like this one has been" - but we are already into the 2nd month of spring. Housework is the pitz - I hate it. You turn around and it's all to do again. A maid would be a good investment :) I'm thinking.

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  6. My opinion on exercise and golf, exercise doesn't suck, trying to outsmart a little ball using thousands of dollars worth of smart tools sucks. I think sinking a paddle wheeler is more entertaining, better exercise and cheaper then chasing a little ball. Being enrolled in the UHK and still learning is enough excercise for me.

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