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Saturday, April 27, 2013

Updated post....Dog Gone....poof, just like that...12 gauge

Now I'm really pissed. Our wonderful neighbor just shot an' kill deader 'an a doornail a old ugly dog. Ya see, these neighbors has got themselves a dog chained up in their yard what I ain't never see feed the poor thing or nuttin like that. This old ugly dog comes to visit almost every day....an' they play dog games. They was best buddy's.

Also, my grand nephew an niece was in the yard play'n not 50 feet from where this deadly deed occurred. An' that "damn goat" was over there too.

 
Sorry for the gruesome photo, but the old Billy Bob don't like that shit.

It's events like that gives me the "willies" bout "some" people own'n guns. I'm not against any intellegent person to own a gun, but these people don't deserve a gun or a dog for that matter. Grrrrrrrrr.....I'm pissed.

Ok, that trip to HEB like to done me in. By the time I got all my bags of groceries loaded in "that jeep", I was wored slap out. Then, by the time I unloaded all them groceries at "da house", I was wored slap out on top of wored slap out. First off my foot went out.....old Arthur ya know, an' then my back done give out on me. Rekon maybe I need to quit eat'n so's I don't have to go through this no more??? Oh wait....if'n I give up shop'n, that means I got to give up COFFEE. Ain't no way I'm gonna do that.

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Ok, so I'm late to make a post. Well, I got me a very good reason....I didn't get out of bed till 9:30....so what ya got to say bout that? I don't rekon it really matters what time I get up, I ain't gonna do nuttin anyhows. Although....I got plenty to do. Groceries, laundry, finish the dishes, sweep the damn floor again....freak'n dog hair, oil a a/c motor......

Oh, that damn goat come run'n up the steps yesterday, slide across the floor an' try to climb his ass up on the couch. Sadie Mae just sit there an' don't say nuttin. Have ya ever try to get a big ol' goat out your house? I grab holt to that goat an' drag him to the door. He step on my feet a couple times in the process.....what don't feel good. Finally out the door an' down the steps, that goat just stand there look'n at me like...."what the hell ya do that for"? Goats are cool.

I fared pretty good last night after that game of golf yesterday. Never wake up one time with them dreaded leg cramps. Maybe exercise IS good for ya after all. Even though I ride my ass around the course in a golf cart, that don't mean I ain't get'n no exercise. The average walk'n distance on each hole is right at 50 yards. Calculate that out to 2700 feet of walk'n in 18 holes. Damn, that's over half a mile. I need to play more golf.

For those that hate read'n bout technical stuff, let me tell ya bout Windows 8. Boy howdy, I don't know what got into Bill Gates mind when he OK'ed this piece of crap, but I think it sucks. I was able to get the damn thing to boot up to the desktop, bypass'n all them apps what I don't know the first thing about. At that point, I figgered I would be happy. Wrong!!! It seems that anything that has the slightest relationship with Adobe Flash, is gonna lock up tighter than a drum (Adobe Flash is a program that lets ya watch videos through your browser....Firefox or what ever.). Most of the news sites post videos, rather ya want to watch 'em or not. An ya cain't turn 'em off neither until the *advertizing....big bucks....ya know* is finished. Then everthing locks up. Won't do nuttin. Ya cain't even close the browser. It just sit there staring ya in the face....do'n nuttin.
"Dang Billy Bob, what brung all that on"? Computer lock up, that's what.

As much as I hate to go shop'n at the Sinton HEB, I rekon I'm gonna have to. I been want'n some BLT's an' I ain't got no bacon, my bread is stale, the milk is sour, my maters are all shrivel up....I want a big ol' BLT.
Speak'n of BLTs, have ya ever make one with a over medium rare egg on it. You know, the yoke run down your chin, get on your clean shirt an' stuff when ya bite it? Now that's what I'm talk'n bout.
Speak'n of eggs, my eggs is over a month old. Hope the hell they don't hatch out an' be a bunch of little chicken puppys run'n round in the frige. 

"Dang Billy Bob, hit the publish button before folks think ya done lost it".

Oh wait, did I ever tell ya bout the time.....me an' first mate went fish'n.......

21 comments:

  1. BB I have to agree with you on Windows 8. I have given up and returned to Win 7.

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    1. Hi John, good to see ya. I would be glad to even return to Windows Vista.

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    2. You can ask for a downgrade to W7. Put about 4 or 5 inches of water in a bowl. Place the eggs in the bowl. Toss the floaters. The ones standing on end need to be eaten NOW. The ones lying on the bottom are the best of all.

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  2. I don't eat eggs very often but never had a problem when they've been sitting in the fridge for a while. I guess you should be able to tell when you crack the egg whether it's good or not. Hell, throw the damn things out and get some new ones if you're worried. Feed the old ones to the goat.

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    1. Well Gypsy, I'm think'n 2 months is more than a "little while".
      Had the grand neice scramble up them left over eggs an' feed them to Sadie Mae an' the other dogs.....YUM YUM.

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  3. I'm still getting used to Windows 7! Heard a lot of horror stories about Windows 8...

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    1. Just you wait Jim....when ya buy a new computer. Then you gonna know what the old Billy Bob is talk'n bout.

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  4. Haha, chicken puppies!!! Love it! Yep, ya dun lost it...heehee

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    1. Well....what else would ya call a baby chicken???
      Yeah, I'm think'n I lost it too....DUH!!!

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  5. Isn't it against the law to shoot a dog? Of course, I 'spose somebody would have to tell the law? Problem there. Poor dog. So much cruelty in this world................... Sorry you had to see it.

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  6. Yup, poor dog. He used to come visit Sadie Mae....walk right in "da house" like that damn goat do.
    Cops did nuttin but talk the the suspects. Suspects claimed the dog killed a chicken. There weren't no dead chicken in the yard.

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  7. Better watch out for Sadie Mae and that goat!

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  8. That is so sad to see someone shoot a dog for the hell of it...it just makes my blood boil!

    Then if that wasn't bad enough to do it in front of children is truly disgraceful.

    Poor Sadie Mae...she lost her suitor :-(

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  9. butterbean carpenterMay 5, 2013 at 8:51 PM

    Howdy #1BB,
    Eggs don't go bad, unless you put'em in the fridge!!! The Sierra Club 'stashes'em 2 weeks before a hike in the BIBE, underground !!! The reason they put all of thoe sell by/use by dates on stuff is to make you throw away good food and BUY SOME MORE!!! The homeless eat out of the grocery store dumpsters all of the time, milk, bread, eggs, produce and sometimes ice-cream!! Food don't spoil easily and COOKED food DON'T SPOIL AT ALL!!!
    I think maybe you should do some 'target practicing' with the BEAUTIFUL wall ornament you have at that 'rabid' hoot-owl sittin' in th' neighbor's tree, about 2am.. Heck it was about to get Sadie and you had to shoot it, yeah right!!!
    Out here on the ranches, though, we SHOOT stray dogs, before they get into the sheep, goats and calves; people just drop'em off at your gate and expect you to take the responsibility for them!!! We don't know WHO, WHAT WHEN, WHERE, HOW about them and we don't want'em, so, we shoot'em !!! Poor pups!!!

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  10. تیک بان خرید اینترنتی بلیط هواپیما را ارزان و راحت می کند. بهترین قیمت بلیط هواپیما و چارتر را ارائه می دهد. سامانه فروش بلیط تیک بان محصولی از شرکت خدمات مسافرت هوایی و جهانگردی هفت اورنگ می باشد که امکان خرید بلیط چارتر و بلیط سیستمی هواپیما را میسر ساخته است.

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  11. Its such a sad to see a mans best friend on the ground, a dog is a very friendly and harmless animal that does not deserve this kind of cruelty. I like the fact that you shared, so that no other persons would actually repeat such a heinous thing again.
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