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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Hot, Speel Chekker an' Walmart

Boy howdy!!! That's bout all I got to say bout it. Yesterday was one hot mammyjammer. Right bout 96 degs at 4pm. Ok, what can a person do when it's 96 degs outside? Actually, not much. An' I'm proud to say....that exactly what I did....not much.

I don't have to go outside in this kind of weather no more when I got me a computer, a tv, an' a couch right over there for short naps an' relax'n. All of what I took full advantage of yesterday. I'm retired ya know.....I can do that. Those little things, like a heat stroke, sun burn skin, dehydration, fall'n off'n the roof...stuff like that, ain't part of my day. I'll deal with my other ailments in the comfort of air conditioning. "Move over Sadie Mae....my couch".

Their was a blogger one time what really git on my nerves ever time he write a blog post. Ya see, he couldn't speel words right. Never went back an' fix no stuff what din't make cents. What the hell, ain't nobody but me got speel chekker? One my biggest pet peeve is "their, there an' they're". Jesus, didn't nobody but me go to skool?
That was fun, but a complete waste of my time.

Think'n I might take me a ride here in a bit. I been want'n to spend some hard earned dollars for quite some time. What better place to do that than Walmart? Although, Walmart ain't exactly the best place to go shop'n. It ain't like Walmart ain't got most anything ya could ever want, it's the people. Not the ones what work there, but the "people". They ain't got no respect....talk'n on cell phones, stand'n round talk'n to long lost neighbors what live right next door to 'em, ain't pay'n no attention to their their scream'n kids, half neekid people walk'n round the store.....butt cheeks hang'n out, pajamas in the middle of the day....yup, that's Walmart shoppers. My kind of people....yeee haw yeah buddy.

Don't be think'n for a minute that I'm a full fledged registered redneck say'n stuff like yee haw, yeah buddy, boy howdy an' "damn". I'm a half breed. Along with a little bit of "bubba" in me, I got some Einstein in me, some King George III in me and some Queen of England in me. That makes me a aristocrat....right? But anyhows.....redneck is easier an' the second most accepted language and way of life in America.   

Today would be a perfect day for a quick round of golf. Not so hot ya gonna have a heat stroke. Ain't no wind to blow your ball in a water hazard. A few clouds to block the glare of the sun. Oh wait, today is tuesday. Golf course is closed today. Damn!!!

It's been a week since I started Sadie Mae on antibiotics for that growth on her side. From the looks of things, she will have surgery soon. Cut that growth slap off. It ain't got no bigger an' it ain't got no smaller. Still as ugly as a week ago. I just hope this thing don't shorten her life. She's a good girl ya know.  

13 comments:

  1. I think you should write a post in Einstein mode. Shock the hell out of a lot of folks. I would have figured the Einstein, but haven't picked up on the King George connection :) (Maybe I should ask which King George.)

    Good luck to Sadie Mae.

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    1. OK, I see you are George III.

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    2. Ahhh....who is George III????

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    3. He's the king who wanted to tax us without representation, sent his army over to restore order in the rowdy colonies, and we kicked their butts! He also wasn't too nice to his own people back in England. Stick to Einstein, BB.

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  2. Ok, that were one hard decision to make. I come () this close to just jump'n in "that jeep" an' go'n home. But I are now a "Q" guy. Weber Q that is. Datails an' pics tomorrow.

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  3. I can't spell worth a darn, and sometimes even spell checkers don't help me. I don't have a spell checker that will check the spelling on these comments, only on the main blog. . . I hate it when an animal has health problems. Sure hope Sadie May gets fixed up better than new.

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    1. For some reason I thought blogspot was doing the spell checking for me when I typed a Comment. I'm also completely confused when you say that your spell checker checks the main blog.

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  4. Best of luck to Sadie Mae, from South Beach, Florida.

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  5. I cant spell worfth a tut. but you no what i'm trying to said. you no.lol...

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  6. butterbean carpenterJune 11, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    Howdy #1BB,
    YOU KNOW SOMETHIN', YOU'RE A CRAZY OL' FART, JUST LIKE ME!!!!!! If'n you don't crank-up 'da house' the tires'll go flat, the gasoleen will go bad and you won't get to Mew Nexico, for yore natal day!!!

    Deming, Mew Nexico is one bad town, I'll tell you... Joyce was travelin' down the hiway and a drunk taken in after her and tried to curb her out in the middle of nowheres... She managed to keep going and here he comes again, takes a swipe at her, she slams on the brakes, he slides up the bar-ditch, back out onto the hiway AND KNOCKS THE 2-BACK AXLES FROM UNDER AN 18-WHEEL TRAILER TRUCK, THEN SLID BACK ACROSS THE ROAD AND BURNED, SLAP TO THE GROUND!!! Yep, I know about Deming, Mew Nexico!!!

    Ya need to get that growth off of Sadie Mae... She's a good companion dog and has given us readers some laffs...
    Have you ever been to the bottom of Bottomless Lake, Mew Nexico ?? I have and THERE IS A BOTTOM IN IT, it is 7 or 800 feets deep and there's a whole lot of 'old' cars in it!!! Stolen I reckon... It gets HOTTTT there in the summer, BUT IT'S DRY HEAT, so, it ain't HOTTTT...
    Hope you do get to feelin' a mite better before toooo long!!!!!!!!

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  7. Good Luck and a quick recovery for Sadie Mae. Oh, BB, sounds like you went out and hit the jackpot. Yeah? As for your spelling, your tales wouldn't be funny if you use spell checker - your 'deliberate' spelling I like. I wish CC/close captioning was accurate as spell checker; it is completely useless; worse than being deaf. Translate-another useless tool.

    Spent three solid hours bathing and scissoring 4 dogs; I'm ready for a good grilled burgher but too sapped to cook; guess the menu will be crackers and peanut butter tonight.

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  8. Just keep cool in this hot weather, or send some heat here, please.

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  9. Yea BB hope you get Sadie-Mae to the Vet soon, I have two little monsters with me in the 5er and you want to see a circus taking them both out to potty at 530 every morning. A 5lbs Yorkie and his 22lbs brother dragging my old but to pooping grounds.....

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