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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Surgery scheduled

Well Holy crap.....this morn'n, that could mean a bunch of things. Like a golf game what went bad. That what I got in mind as I write this. I got to get it out of my mind. Ain't nuttin bout yesterdays golf game I care to remember. I sucked. Barney sucked. The golf balls sucked. The new driver sucked. The heat sucked. The whole freak'n affair sucked.

Ya see, me an' OFM Barney meet up at this first tee at 9 am sharp. I rares back with that new driver....BABAAAMMM......I hit a freak'n tree. Weren't the last one I hit neither, there's trees all over this golf course. Ok, I cain't hit a drive worth a crap, I'll make up for it with chips an' putts. "Damn Billy Bob, you need a bunch of practice on yer chips an' putts before ya play golf again". I felt like a old rag doll out there swing'n at golf'n balls....wobble all over the place.

Another great meal was had at the local Mexican restaurant. As usual, my eyes was bigger than my stomach....order a fajita plate...enough for a whole family of four. I put a number on it, sit outside jaw with the OFM for a spell and we go our separate ways.

Since it were still early afternoon, an' Sadie Mae's 10 days of antibiotics is over, I hauls her back to the vet. Just take a look see ya know. She is scheduled for surgery Monday morn'n at 8:30am. Not much more I can say bout that. Here in a bit, I got to go to town an' buy up some baby Benadryl. That for Sadie Mae ya know. Doc say so.

Boy howdy....Blogger is giv'n me fits. Well, I'm not sure it's Blogger, could be Verizon. I try fourteen eleven times to post a pic of Sadie Mae....ain't gonna happen. Dad gum kids all out of school text'n each other....that what it is.

That reminds me.....while me an' Barney was at the Mex rest., two nice ladies come in. They hav'n a friend date, eat lunch together, catch up on the latest gossip from work. They both pull out their cell phone an' start push'n buttons...ignor'n each other. What the hell????

Ok...internet connection sucks....I'm out of here.


13 comments:

  1. Sure hope Sadie May gets put back as good as new. Let's hoope the doc is as good at fix'n things as you are.

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    1. Oh, I forget to suggest that maybe you ought to take Barney fishing instead of golding.

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    2. I have never been golding. what is it?

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    3. that's ok DD, I can read typanese.

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    4. They put the dang keys too close together. Some people get tongue tied, I get finger tied. Then too, I never did learn to spell. My wife just now read my blog and gave me heck for my spelling.

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  2. I am glad to hear that Sadie is on the way to getting that lump fixed. She is an nice pup. Our $$$ per stroke was pretty low yesterday but it was great to get out on the course.

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  3. Is golding sorta like golfing? Hope all goes well with Sadie May's fixing up!

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  4. butterbean carpenterJune 15, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    Howdy # 1 BB,
    Tell'em 'golding' is where you take a divot with a sand-wedge and find a hatful of gold dust!!! Vanagon is the cheap version of the Westphalia, kinda the VW of the VWs!!! If there was one tree or water hazard within
    100yds of where I aimed my ball would find it everytime; I'm sure glad I don't hafta 'play' golfin' no more!!!!!
    Let that goat eat all it wants of the junk, if it will; mine don't eat nuthin' but hi-priced hay & hi-priced horse feed..
    But if'n you made a toad out'n the VW you could take 'that goat' along with you, and dump it sumplace else...
    Hope you, Sadie Mae and 'that goat' all have a HAPPY DAY too, also !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Good lord you had me worried - surgery scheduled? At first I thought it was for you. Good luck to Sadie Mae. I hope they can fix her up and she'll be good as new!

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  6. Ok, you people got the old Billy Bob all confuse here. What ya talk'n bout "GOLDING"?
    I'm sit'n here look'n at my post for bout the 10 or teenth time, an' I cain't find no "gold". Are ya look'n at the same post I'm look'n at?

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  7. Wishing Sadie Mae the best on Monday. Know she will come home as good as new :)

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  8. Too much frustration golding is, kinda like you luck at fishin.
    Wishing Sadie Mae good luck.

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