Was just think'n

Yesterday I just layed around an' didn't do a damn thing. No work....no nuttin. That is unless you consider sip'n coffee an' think'n as work. Did a lot of that, so by mid afternoon I was so pooped an' wored slap out, I had to take me up a nice long nap.

That when that damn dog start bark'n. What cause me to wake up all grouchy an' stuff. Ok....who let that dog out the house while I was tak'n a nap??? And why is someone beat'n on boards with a big ol' hammer. Some people have no respect for the older generation.....sheesh!!!

Ok, so here's the reason why I took yesterday off. First, there ain't nuttin to do....other than house clean'n chores what you know the old Billy Bob don't get all excited bout. But mainly, I were in a hurt. Ya see, I was bring'n a piece of wood I had just finished varnish'n out of the workshop. I were admiring my handiwork when the sunshine struck that fresh high gloss varnish....send a beam of bright ultraviolet light right in my eyeballs......what cause me to miss calculate that last step. An' down I goes....fell slap on my ass on that concrete floor. I layed there an' says "what the hell....somebody pick me up". Weren't no good for nuttin the rest the day. Nor the next day....what was yesterday. Today, I'm think'n I might take just a day off an do nuttin.

With both slide outs work'n like brand spank'n new, all that rotted wood what was under that old carpet replaced, a brand spank'n new wood floor installed in "da house", a whole passel of "make life easier" chores done, there ain't nuttin left to do.

Well, yes there is more to do. Got to jack up the front of "da house" and repack (or replace) the front wheel bearings. Since the wheels is gonna be lay'n on the ground, might as well put some brand spank'n new brake pads on. Then go off down the road to the tire sell'n place and buy me up some brand spank'n new tires. And maybe a front end alignment. What ya think???

In the mean time, I'm gonna grab me a cup of coffee, head out to "da porch" and do me some think'n.