Toshiba laptop computer

See, I tole you.....
The old Billy Bob is quite particular when he gos out an' buys stuff. First it's got to be purty....all shiny an' stuff like that. Then it's got to do what I want it to do. You know.....run a hunnert mile a hour. Stuff like that.

Have ya ever went off to town to buy a new laptop computer???  My God, don't do it unless you have no other choice. My first stop was Best Buy.....that's where ya buy computers ya know. I says to the nice lady...."where's all the laptop computers"??? "This is it", she says. Damn, twenty laptops and they all too little an' tiny hand held devices. Out of all them laptops,here was only ONE 17 inch. And I want nuttin else but a 17 inches screen.
Then I went up the street to Office Depot. They had a choice of three (3) 17 inch laptops. What the hell???
Then I went to another computer sell'n place....Apex, or something like that. They had moved.
Then I went to Walmart. HAHAHAHAHA....don't go to Walmart. They ain't got diddly squat.
Then....I went back to Office Depot. My God.....I'm hungry an' I gotta pee.

So....the old Billy Bob has got hisself  a brand spank'n new purty laptop computer. But guess what? As a operating system, it has Windows 8....what reminds me of a department store with all the crap they got on it.. So learn'n Windows 8 will be my next project. Never see nuttin like it in my life.

What the hell is all that stuff on the screen???? And WHY???

Did I tell ya bout the winds yesterday while I was in Corpus Christi computer shop'n? Well, it blowed (45 to 50, gusts to 60+). The old "that jeep" was all over the road try'n to out figger what lane would be best for the trip back to Sinton....30 some miles down the road. Glad all that crap is over this morn'n (sunshine an' a slight breeze). An' it got cold last night....like 39 degs. Still a bit chilly (58 degs) out there this morn'n.  "Holy crap Billy Bob, ya should'a stayed in Falcon Heights".

Ok, one project down....on to the next....solar charge controller. Picked me up a little pencil point solder iron thingy at Walmart. Now I gotta go find me a solder sucker...look something like them snot suckers ya use on little kids when they got runny noses. Suck their brains slap out, that what they do. Maybe Radio Shak will have such a device.
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2pm update:
"Sheesh Billy Bob, what ya been do'n"? Well, ya see it's like this....I been download'n stuff. After two attempts, I finally got Firefox installed. Downloaded and installed my virus protection thingy. Downloaded all the add on thingys. I rekon I'm bout up to date an' installed all the new fangle things this computer needs to make my web surf'n experience more enjoyable. Yee Haw, the old Billy Bob gonna have him some fun. Now all I got to do is figger out what all that other "stuff" does. But it ain't gonna be today. I got better things to do.....maybe.