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Monday, May 20, 2013

Monday golf day.....enjoy it

First off...Walmart sucks. Well, not Walmart as a whole, just the pharmacy dept. what don't know what they do'n. Well, maybe they know what they do'n, ....it's the computers. Ain't gonna go into details, but I got to make that long driver back to Aransas Pass today to pick up my meds.......Grrrrrrrr!!!!

Speak'n of Aransas Pass, that old Barney found hisself a very nice RV park. We was sit'n outside jaw'n back an' forth an' the only noise ya could hear was com'n from each other. There weren't no dust fly'n all over the place. Everbody has a pretty little green lawn. Big ol' concrete slabs to park on. Holy crap, that's my kind of place. An' there's trees all over the place.
"Dag gum it Billy Bob, ya forgot the camera". 

I don't get excitis much anymore, but this morn'n I so excitis I can hardly contain myself. Gonna meet up with OFM Barney at the golf ball swak'n place in a hour. Ain't gonna be no easy game this time around. The wind is already kick'n up. But what the hell, the wind has blowed before.

Ok, go to get myself all slicked up an' head on down the road a piece. "Gonna hit that ball so far it gonna take a week to find it". 

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Update:

Oh hell no................"Billy Bob, you a idiot"



11 comments:

  1. You have to get "slicked up" to play golf? Now I know why I don't play golf. . .

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    1. Yeah Dizzy, it's necessary to "slick up" when ya play a round with OFM Barney. Ya see, he got these professional golf'n slacks he wear, a special multi color golf hat with one them little propellers on top an' he waxes an' shines his tees. Would you go golf'n with with someone like that without "slick'n up"?

      Really I don't think hav'n to "slick up" has anything to do with you not play'n golf.

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    2. Don't forget all the decorations on my golf balls.

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  2. Sounds like a good plan to me!

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    1. Sounded like a good plan to me too. But ya know, plans don't always work out as planned.

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  3. Of course you should get all slicked up - that'll spook the OFM out and he'll wonder what you're up to - by the time he figures it out you've won the game!

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    1. You think'n like me....skeer the hell out him before ya even swak the first ball.

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    2. And I'd get exactly the same results as you. Well, if ya let him win once in a while, he'll keep playing with ya.

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