Boy howdy, a man just cain't get a good nights rest around here.
"That's what ya git from play'n round with them damn golf balls Billy Bob".
Ya see, I was lay'n there on the couch watch'n some crap on the TV. My dad gum hip start hurt'n, but I knowed it was gonna. Deep down in the pit of my lower back I could feel crush'n of my sciatic nerve. Pains shoot'n down my right lag.....toes hurt, muscles jump'n in my calves....this is gonna be a hard night. I take two big ol' aspirin in anticipation to the inevitable leg cramps once I retire to my famous number mattress.
Boy howdy let me tell ya, 2:30am I shoots straight up in bed with the first of many leg cramps. Took care of that one real quick like by stand'n on my toes. 3:30am here come another one. Feel like somebody done shoot me in the leg. That when I 'member what the old RiverHauler was tell'n me...."eat some mustard". I squeeze a big glob in my mouth, swaller.....oh crap, now I'm get'n sick. Stay sick for the rest of the night, still fight'n with leg cramps till I see the sun come up this morn'n.
Yesterday I look out the winder....."what the hell", we got critters in the yard.
There's two damn horses out there, eat'n up grass an' stuff.
Now this is one fine look'n horse. Great big ol' sucker. I don't know what ya call a man horse with his nuts cut off, but that what he is.
And then it came time for a good old fashion steak dinner. Experimented with the grilled maters. Extra virgin olive oil, salt an' garlic powder. Won't be do'n that no more.
This what it look like before I eat it all up. Them maters come out pretty good, but like 'em better when grilled on the super hot grate.....char 'em up a little.
Twinkies. Did anybody run to the store an' buy Twinkies? I did. Got me some them chocolate cup cakes too. I keep hear'n stories bout the Twinkies are smaller....an' they last up to 45 days. Hmmmmm....I gonna have to check that out.
Twinkies Update:
I don't think I'll be buy'n no more Twinkies in the near future. These things look terrible. And yes, they are smaller.
It rained. I were just sit'n here read'n a few blogs, an' all hell break loose. Rain was com'n down by the 5 gallon bucket full. But it was over in just a few minutes. Humidity shot up in nuttin flat...both a/c's run'n full blast. Billy Bob ain't gonna be do'n no sweat'n today. Stay his ass in "da house" an' clean up all these tools lay'n all over the place.....do some dishes.....stuff like that.
"That's what ya git from play'n round with them damn golf balls Billy Bob".
Ya see, I was lay'n there on the couch watch'n some crap on the TV. My dad gum hip start hurt'n, but I knowed it was gonna. Deep down in the pit of my lower back I could feel crush'n of my sciatic nerve. Pains shoot'n down my right lag.....toes hurt, muscles jump'n in my calves....this is gonna be a hard night. I take two big ol' aspirin in anticipation to the inevitable leg cramps once I retire to my famous number mattress.
Boy howdy let me tell ya, 2:30am I shoots straight up in bed with the first of many leg cramps. Took care of that one real quick like by stand'n on my toes. 3:30am here come another one. Feel like somebody done shoot me in the leg. That when I 'member what the old RiverHauler was tell'n me...."eat some mustard". I squeeze a big glob in my mouth, swaller.....oh crap, now I'm get'n sick. Stay sick for the rest of the night, still fight'n with leg cramps till I see the sun come up this morn'n.
Yesterday I look out the winder....."what the hell", we got critters in the yard.
Twinkies. Did anybody run to the store an' buy Twinkies? I did. Got me some them chocolate cup cakes too. I keep hear'n stories bout the Twinkies are smaller....an' they last up to 45 days. Hmmmmm....I gonna have to check that out.
Twinkies Update:
I don't think I'll be buy'n no more Twinkies in the near future. These things look terrible. And yes, they are smaller.
It rained. I were just sit'n here read'n a few blogs, an' all hell break loose. Rain was com'n down by the 5 gallon bucket full. But it was over in just a few minutes. Humidity shot up in nuttin flat...both a/c's run'n full blast. Billy Bob ain't gonna be do'n no sweat'n today. Stay his ass in "da house" an' clean up all these tools lay'n all over the place.....do some dishes.....stuff like that.
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ReplyDeleteHey BB you ever try cooking some sweet potato just slice them boys about 1/4" or so and spray on that walmart butter stuff on em and grill the sugar turns em a little chard and good. And don't forget about those big red onions same thing 1/4" or so...
ReplyDeleteWell Joey, the only time I like to eat sweet taters is on halloween an' thanksgiv'n. I also "hate" cooked onions......yuk!!! Big ol' slab of uncooked onion....yeah boy howdy!
DeleteBarney told you. With the testicles, a horse is a stallion, a wild sum o' B, without as Barney says, a gelding, a gentle fellow - A procedure that needs to be put into law and used for a great many human beings, taking care of pedophiles and rapists!
ReplyDeleteI had a girlfriend used to call me a "stud". Is that the same as a stallion?
DeleteRight on the money! Billy Bob, You do know those definitions. Oh, for the good old days when life was "excitis", not merely far gone memories, eh?. Poor horse. Poor Us-es.
DeleteI see you've already been educated about geldings, stallions, and such, so I won't repeat. So the mustard doesn't work? Thanks for testing it out cuz now I don't have to.
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly say'n the mustard don't work, but I am say'n I thought I was gonna puke. #0 minutes after the mustard, I was still sit'n on the couch with one them backward cramps. I need to do some research on leg cramps. Maybe I'm hav'n something else.
DeleteSome say leg cramps are from a lack of potassium My doctor Recommends eating more Bananas.....
ReplyDeleteGood idea. I'm gonna go buy me a dozen bananas an' every night, gonna rub squished up banana all over my lower back. Hope that will fix my leg cramps.
DeleteOh wait, you're suggest'n I eat bananas.
DeleteI've read it would take a whole stalk, not bunch of six or so, of bananas a day to get needed level of potassium. Raw baby spinach is my pick for this need. Was warned about taking potassium without doctor overseeing though. It can cause bad damage to some organ of mine if level isn't correct. We do need them doctors whether we trust them or not. Magnesium is a mineral that a majority of us are very low-level at having and it does make a great difference. Bananas I used to love; now not so. Yuck. Yet blended with milk, Yum. Talk to your doc, Billy Bob. Do. Be nice knowing you have complete relief.
DeleteYour blog about Twinkies sure brought back some .... memories. My ex husband & I used to go canoeing... load up the canoe, sleeping bags, some potatoes, eggs, bacon and beans and head off for the rivers. I always brought a box (probably a dozen) of Twinkies... that was my vice! Once I had at least a half dozen of them eaten before we even hit the first rapids.... Oh... heaven! I didn't share... I hoarded them and ate the whole damned thing! That was close to 40 years ago. As I've written before... that marriage didn't last... years went by. A few years ago I bought a Twinkie... hadn't had one in many, many years. Ate it... about gagged! Pure sugar and chemicals... and ????.... don't know, don't care. Pretty much like that darned deep fried Twinkie we had at the NM State Fair a few years ago... the memories are much better left alone..... just don't mess with the memories... I have no desire to EVER try another Twinkie... I'll let that be a memory of those days gone by.
ReplyDeleteThe new Twinkies hit the shelves a few days ago. After look'n at 'em, I don't think I'll be eat'n Twinkies no more....after I finish these.
Deleteboy let me tell ya, the mustard was good, I think, lol. till the tears. and the bananas in the floor. sure would like to hit that new driver you have, sound like I need one. well i'm in Jackson miss. then to Mobil al. don't know when i'll be back in Texas. keep riding your bike and maybe some walking. hope you have a better night . love ya
ReplyDeleteLooks like you getting used to your Weber. Dinner looking good. how was the steak?
ReplyDeletewhen I grill the tomatoes, right on the griil ,cut side up, touch of oil, salt pepper sprinkle a bit of parmesan cheese, just until warmed up nice.
You need to try frying some of them Twinkies. A deep-fried Twinkie involves freezing the cake, dipping it into batter, and deep-frying it to create a variation on the traditional snack cake.
ReplyDeleteThat big horse sure is pretty. Looks like the horses owners are as worthless as Walter's...have them go into other people's property so they don't have to feed them and then claim they got out by mistake!
ReplyDeleteHi, came over to visit when I saw your nice comment on my blog and have been reading along. Gypsy IS great isn't she? ::grin::
ReplyDeleteI don't usually give doctor type advice, but I suffer greatly from cramps in my legs, feet, hands and my diaphragm [due to something else entirely] but my doctor said 500 mg of magnesium a day might help as it seems that the other meds I have to take rob my body of it. Maybe you aren't eating enough? [Although your dinner looks pretttty darn healthy and yummy!] I eat dark leafy greens and such, but I can't retain the magnesium. Once I started taking it and it built back up in my system the cramps have lessened. [Yay! I can laugh again. Without spasms]
I don't know if it will help, but it won't be mustard to make you sick - and just maybe your doctor could check that?
Good luck. I am really loving your blog. And thank you for the kind wishes.