Another day of nuttin.....I like that

Holy cows, I didn't do nuttin yeterday. Well, I did, but nuttin productive. That is unless clean dishes sit'n on the counter an' a fresh sweeped floor is productive. My god, why does it take so long to do dishes an' sweep a floor???

We was sit'n out there on "da porch". I decides I'm gonna swak me up some golf balls. You know bout the new driver I picked up bout a month ago, right? Well, I tees up a ball, rares back am let 'er fly. Holy cows, that ball go a hunnert mile. I hits some more. They all lay'n out there in the desert not more than a couple feets apart. That's accuracy. Look out Barney, I'm gonna be in the fairway for a change. 

Speak'n of golf. I been somewhat skeered to be swak'n golf balls 'cause of my back. Most ever time I play a round, I pay for it with leg cramps that night. Last night I didn't have none....sleep all night long. Although, I am a mite stiff this morn'n. Anyhows, I may head on down to the local golf course here in a couple days....swak 'em up good. That is if'n the rain ever stops.

Travel'n man says to the old farmer standing out in a rainstorm...."ya think this rain will ever stop"??
Farmer says...."it always has".
Farmers are short on words.

Went outside an' grab holt to a hula hoe yesterday. There dad gum goat head stickers all over the place....in "da house" too. Ya ever step on a goat head in the middle the night on your way to the bathroom? I mean to tell ya, you gonna wake slap up in a hurry. Like bout in a half a second. Ya probly gonna say a few obscenities too. I know I do.

My god, you should'a see that BLT. I throw me bout 6 slices bacon on the grill, slice me up a mater, a bunch of lettuce....yeah boy howdy....Dagwood would'a been proud. When I brew me up a sammich, I brews me up big 'uns. Sucker weigh bout a pound.

Well shoot, I'm just flat lost for something to write bout this morn'n. I'm gonna leave it at that.....I'm done. Laters.