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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Another day of nuttin.....I like that

Holy cows, I didn't do nuttin yeterday. Well, I did, but nuttin productive. That is unless clean dishes sit'n on the counter an' a fresh sweeped floor is productive. My god, why does it take so long to do dishes an' sweep a floor???

We was sit'n out there on "da porch". I decides I'm gonna swak me up some golf balls. You know bout the new driver I picked up bout a month ago, right? Well, I tees up a ball, rares back am let 'er fly. Holy cows, that ball go a hunnert mile. I hits some more. They all lay'n out there in the desert not more than a couple feets apart. That's accuracy. Look out Barney, I'm gonna be in the fairway for a change. 

Speak'n of golf. I been somewhat skeered to be swak'n golf balls 'cause of my back. Most ever time I play a round, I pay for it with leg cramps that night. Last night I didn't have none....sleep all night long. Although, I am a mite stiff this morn'n. Anyhows, I may head on down to the local golf course here in a couple days....swak 'em up good. That is if'n the rain ever stops.

Travel'n man says to the old farmer standing out in a rainstorm...."ya think this rain will ever stop"??
Farmer says...."it always has".
Farmers are short on words.

Went outside an' grab holt to a hula hoe yesterday. There dad gum goat head stickers all over the place....in "da house" too. Ya ever step on a goat head in the middle the night on your way to the bathroom? I mean to tell ya, you gonna wake slap up in a hurry. Like bout in a half a second. Ya probly gonna say a few obscenities too. I know I do.

My god, you should'a see that BLT. I throw me bout 6 slices bacon on the grill, slice me up a mater, a bunch of lettuce....yeah boy howdy....Dagwood would'a been proud. When I brew me up a sammich, I brews me up big 'uns. Sucker weigh bout a pound.

Well shoot, I'm just flat lost for something to write bout this morn'n. I'm gonna leave it at that.....I'm done. Laters.  







16 comments:

  1. Dagwood sure did know how to make a sammich. . . I sure do enjoy a good sammich piled high with good stuff. You better get that cleaning lady back to get rid of all the goat head stickers in your house, if'n you can stand looking at her again. . .

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  2. I do like a good BLT. Haven't had one in a while, though.

    Shoot, now you got me all hungry!

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    1. Sorry Jim, didn't mean to mess up your day.

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  3. You got me hungry too, and I love BLT's.

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    1. I bet you love any kind of sammich.

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    2. You are so right, Billy Bob. But when I got to be old I got lazy and mostly eat cold sandwiches rather than one I have to cook or fool around with. A hamburger once in a while is an exception.

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  4. A about 2 weeks ago I had a BLT for breakfast... Damn fine breakfast!

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    1. Did ya have a squished yoke fried egg on it? Now that's travel'n down town.

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  5. I had me a BLT for supper before I read your blog. I cook up about two pounds of bacon and then freeze it up. I took out about six pieces nuked them, then put them on a toasted bun with lots of lettuce and two slices of over ripe tomatoes. Yummmmmmm

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    1. That's what I do, too...bake it in the oven until crisp, then freeze in a baggie. I think it's great cold straight out of the freezer, too.

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  6. I left my hula hoe in Houston and I sure do need it here. I guess I could buy me another one...but I'm cheap...jajajajaja :D

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  7. What the hell is a Hula Hoe.....Working girl name Hula...LOL

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  8. That sammich sounds good on your busy day.

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