MAN!!!.....boy howdy, I done spend 2 hours yesterday try'n to "fix" my 'My Yahoo' into something usable. All the news feeds I followed for the last 5 years are no longer there....they gone. Grrrrrrr......!
The "da porch" has gotten to be the place to meet up an' tell lies. Everbody shows up right bout the time I got something go'n on. I ain't complain'n ya know, 'cause I like to BS an' tell a few lies myself. It's a daily competition....who catched the biggest fish, who had the worst stroke or most heart attacks, who owned the most land, who was the best war hero.....holy cows, what are we do'n in Deming sit'n on "da porch"? We should all be registered an' attend'n meet'ns in Liers Anonymous....or something like that.
One more week for my doctors appointment. Get my yearly go'n over by Dr. Fraunkenstein an' a years supply of prescriptions an' I'm out of here. This years trip to Deming ain't turn out nuttin like I had expected or plan it to be. All the stuff I was gonna do, I ain't done none of it. Not that it really matters 'cause I done did the tourist thing in Deming two or three times already. No fun in Deming for Billy Bob an' Company this year.
Speak'n of prescriptions, I pick some up at Walmart last week...or so. I'm think'n I may have toss them in the dad gum trash can. I look everwheres. Some of 'em ain't here. Either that or my prescription insurance put a hold on them for "too soon" to refill. They do that all the time. Since I travel a little bit from time to time, I refill a week or so early to make sure I don't get caught with out.
It's that of year again. "Yee haw Billy Bob, you done gain another one". There will be no celebration, no cakes, no danc'n girls, just another day. Although....I do need to make a trip to Walmart for some eat 'em ups. Run slap out of daily essentials....bread, milk an' donuts.
A trip to Walmart should be a special day in everbodys life.
I was sit'n here last night an' I says to myself...."damn, I feel pretty good". Then I spray some bug stuff in "da house". Dad gum flies everwhere. I start wheez'n for breath, caugh'n an' stuff. Had to go outside in the cold (57 degs) for some that cool mountain air. Then Sadie Mae, she take off like a bullet. Cat hunt'n or something like that. Like to never get her back in "da house".....after it air out. Sadie Mae likes cat chas'n better than watch'n the Dallas Coyboys on TV.
Come on Blogger, don't fail me now....publish.
The "da porch" has gotten to be the place to meet up an' tell lies. Everbody shows up right bout the time I got something go'n on. I ain't complain'n ya know, 'cause I like to BS an' tell a few lies myself. It's a daily competition....who catched the biggest fish, who had the worst stroke or most heart attacks, who owned the most land, who was the best war hero.....holy cows, what are we do'n in Deming sit'n on "da porch"? We should all be registered an' attend'n meet'ns in Liers Anonymous....or something like that.
One more week for my doctors appointment. Get my yearly go'n over by Dr. Fraunkenstein an' a years supply of prescriptions an' I'm out of here. This years trip to Deming ain't turn out nuttin like I had expected or plan it to be. All the stuff I was gonna do, I ain't done none of it. Not that it really matters 'cause I done did the tourist thing in Deming two or three times already. No fun in Deming for Billy Bob an' Company this year.
Speak'n of prescriptions, I pick some up at Walmart last week...or so. I'm think'n I may have toss them in the dad gum trash can. I look everwheres. Some of 'em ain't here. Either that or my prescription insurance put a hold on them for "too soon" to refill. They do that all the time. Since I travel a little bit from time to time, I refill a week or so early to make sure I don't get caught with out.
It's that of year again. "Yee haw Billy Bob, you done gain another one". There will be no celebration, no cakes, no danc'n girls, just another day. Although....I do need to make a trip to Walmart for some eat 'em ups. Run slap out of daily essentials....bread, milk an' donuts.
A trip to Walmart should be a special day in everbodys life.
I was sit'n here last night an' I says to myself...."damn, I feel pretty good". Then I spray some bug stuff in "da house". Dad gum flies everwhere. I start wheez'n for breath, caugh'n an' stuff. Had to go outside in the cold (57 degs) for some that cool mountain air. Then Sadie Mae, she take off like a bullet. Cat hunt'n or something like that. Like to never get her back in "da house".....after it air out. Sadie Mae likes cat chas'n better than watch'n the Dallas Coyboys on TV.
Come on Blogger, don't fail me now....publish.
I just got to west Memphis Arkansas welcome center. Been raining on me all morning on the road. Plan to be back in Texas tomorrow. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteNow Billy Bob, I believe every thing you say. Yoy don''t tell lies or stretch the truth any, do ya? Where are you heading next?
ReplyDeleteNo Dizzy, just a little "seasoning".
DeleteSeasoning helps everything from foof to stories, that is for sure.
DeleteFly swatters are less poisonous. With COPD I steer clean of killing chemicals; so should you.
ReplyDeleteIt must be something with males - as I was going up to the top of craggy gardens I passed about 4 young guys coming down. I heard one of them telling the others, "When we get old we'll be embellishing that story", and I thought, "Liar, liar, pants on fire".
ReplyDeleteSounds like are enjoying that liars corner there on "da porch"
ReplyDeleteRemember BB is KING of da porch!
DeleteBB, in your 2 hour attempt to add News feeds I assume that you clicked on ADD CONTENT. You then selected NEWS by clicking on it in the left column. You then scrolled through a LOT of news feeds, clicked on the one that you wanted and then clicked DONE. The feed should have then appeared on your My Yahoo! page.
ReplyDeleteIF the news feed you are looking for is not available as you scroll through the many that are you could put the address in your Bookmarks on MY Yahoo!.
It is going to work out just fine, NOT like before but just as good.