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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Toothless

Where ya been Billy Bob???
Well shoot, I been right here "do'n nuttin".

Thursday.....yup, I was up bright and early. Got to the dentist tooth pull'n place right on time. They sit's me down in this little chair and says...."are you ready"? Well yeah I'm ready, that's why I'm here. Holy crap....there's a road runner on sit'n top my "little red" BroncoII. Anyhows, the doctor swab my gums with some pink stuff and commenced to shoot my mouth full of novicane (sp)(I knew it, even spell checker can't correct my spelling). After a few minutes the doc says....."are ya numb yet" My lower lip is all swell up and I says...."yup" or something like that. Then he takes this little probe thingy and pokes around....then he start push'n this way and that way....I'm say'n "what the hell"? He had all kind of tools lay'n there and picks up this great big ol' needle nose pliers look'n thingys. And sticks it in my mouth. More push and pull, I hear all kind of weird noises. Then I feel him pull out a little piece of tooth. Remember I told ya he was gonna "knock" my teeth out? He says..."there it is"...the whole thing....just like that. Then he does the same thing on the other side. Nuttin to it.

Back at "da house" I was think'n golf ball swak'n. But I was starv'n to deef, belly growl'n at me....hungry and my lower lip was hang'n down on my chin. How the hell I gonna eat something with them big wads of cotton in my mouth and a lower lip what don't feel nuttin? I managed to get a bowl of soup down , mostly down on the  brand spank'n new Walmart shirt I was wear'n. There goes my golf ball swak'n game. 


Then yesterday I did nothing....nothing at all. Weren't no pain, no swelling and all is back to normal. Drink'n up coffee and smok'n little cigars....what the doc said I couldn't have for a couple days. Here's what I'm think'n, the coffee washed out all the poisons from them cigars and deadened any chance of pain and swelling. I could be right ya know. 

9 comments:

  1. Glad ya got all that out of your way,, ,, Yep! Welcome back!!
    Now when you get to the slabs you can eat all that free cooking food with out problem. :-0

    Seriously, welcome back.

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  2. Same as Barney and Ben says. Hey, how many teeth do you have left? It don't take many to chew with, just takes longer. . . Glad you made it through OK.

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  3. DON'T SMOKE or do anything that requires sucking (like use a straw to drink). That is how you get dry socket. You need to let the places heal before you do any of that. Didn't the Doc tell you that???

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  4. Thanks guys. I was gonna eat all that free food anyhows so the teeth make no difference.

    Dizzy, I got enough teeth left to chew the door knob plumb off'n a steel door. Eat bicycle chains. Bite the tops off beer bottles. Bring it on.

    Oh my God Shadow, it's too late. I done been smok'n and drink'n my coffee through a straw right from the moment I got home. I figgered I was already healed 'cause it weren't hurt'n me none.

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  5. Them dentists near the border take whole teeth and sellem I heard. how does it make you feel knowin that some unfortunate kid in mexico could be getting a new set o teef because of yer generosity?

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  6. Happy Howloween Billy Bob.

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  7. Funny but true................

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